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Reminder that Anthony Cumia thinks he’s better than you.

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He made a bunch of jew-gold telling nigger jokes and ripping on children with cancer. This has afforded him a life he obtained by accident, at like age 36 when he was being a pussy about working for a living and crying like a bitch as usual. Guy fucks kids and wouldn’t see his dying mother, but he’s got a big nigger “mansion” and rednecks with 95 IQs idolize him. So he’s better than you. He really believes this.

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TWENTY PLUS YEARS LATER AND I'm still commuting to
Manhattan from Long Island, or vice versa. And it's
still the best time for me to reflect and dream.
I now have the good fortune to drive an insanely fast, ex
pensive brand-new Jaguar F -Type. Every single time I sit in
this car, it reminds me of my dick size.
I was recently driving back after my show to my house in
Long Island, and I saw an Apollo Air Conditioning van
ahead of me on the Long Island Expressway. It was the
same piece of shit I used to drive when I worked there. I im
mediately had this impulse to catch up to it and see the guy
driving it.

I could literally see, smell, and feel what it was like to be
that guy driving back from some thankless shit job in NYC.
I caught up and looked out my passenger window, and I
saw the driver of the van.This guy looked just miserable. He
had the hat and uniform on. I have to give him major props
for that, because I rarely ever wore either. I was never the
company-guy type.

The driver of the van was looking out his windshield with
an almost dead stare at the road. I could only imagine what
was going on in his mind. I knew damn well it wasn't
Apollo Air Conditioning. He had some dream, some other
thing than driving that van that he rather would have been
doing. I fucking empathized with this guy I didn't even know, but I did at the same time.
He and I were in such different worlds at this point. He
had no idea that the guy next to him in the brand-new
exotic sports car used to be him. I was that guy!
I'm not saying I'm better than this guy, because I'm not.
I'm just saying I can relate, and when I saw his face, it
brought me right back to where I used to be. I know that
when I was sitting where he was, I wanted to be something
different. The odds that someone will get out of that situ
ation are astronomical, but I did.

This young air-conditioning guy turned his head and saw
me looking at him. I gave him a nod, and he flipped me the
finger. I then stomped on the gas and took off at about 120
miles per hour, never looking back-only forward, mother
fucker!
 
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He made a bunch of jew-gold telling nigger jokes and ripping on children with cancer. This has afforded him a life he obtained by accident, at like age 36 when he was being a pussy about working for a living and crying like a bitch as usual. Guy fucks kids and wouldn’t see his dying mother, but he’s got a big nigger “mansion” and rednecks with 95 IQs idolize him. So he’s better than you. He really believes this.

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Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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TWENTY PLUS YEARS LATER AND I'm still commuting to
Manhattan from Long Island, or vice versa. And it's
still the best time for me to reflect and dream.
I now have the good fortune to drive an insanely fast, ex
pensive brand-new Jaguar F -Type. Every single time I sit in
this car, it reminds me of my dick size.
I was recently driving back after my show to my house in
Long Island, and I saw an Apollo Air Conditioning van
ahead of me on the Long Island Expressway. It was the
same piece of shit I used to drive when I worked there. I im
mediately had this impulse to catch up to it and see the guy
driving it.

I could literally see, smell, and feel what it was like to be
that guy driving back from some thankless shit job in NYC.
I caught up and looked out my passenger window, and I
saw the driver of the van.This guy looked just miserable. He
had the hat and uniform on. I have to give him major props
for that, because I rarely ever wore either. I was never the
company-guy type.

The driver of the van was looking out his windshield with
an almost dead stare at the road. I could only imagine what
was going on in his mind. I knew damn well it wasn't
Apollo Air Conditioning. He had some dream, some other
thing than driving that van that he rather would have been
doing. I fucking empathized with this guy I didn't even know, but I did at the same time.
He and I were in such different worlds at this point. He
had no idea that the guy next to him in the brand-new
exotic sports car used to be him. I was that guy!
I'm not saying I'm better than this guy, because I'm not.
I'm just saying I can relate, and when I saw his face, it
brought me right back to where I used to be. I know that
when I was sitting where he was, I wanted to be something
different. The odds that someone will get out of that situ
ation are astronomical, but I did.

This young air-conditioning guy turned his head and saw
me looking at him. I gave him a nod, and he flipped me the
finger. I then stomped on the gas and took off at about 120
miles per hour, never looking back-only forward, mother
fucker!

Is this that "book" that took four people to write?
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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I know, he would never miss a chance to DM me. Telling me to “look around” because that’s why he was laughing at me. I was 22 at the time. I laughed right back because he was going to die sooner than myself.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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I know, he would never miss a chance to DM me. Telling me to “look around” because that’s why he was laughing at me. I was 22 at the time. I laughed right back because he was going to die sooner than myself.

lol I completely forgot about nana's whole "look at your surroundings" line around that time. Faggot would legitimately get an adrenaline rush from blocking people on Twitter.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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lol I completely forgot about nana's whole "look at your surroundings" line around that time. Faggot would legitimately get an adrenaline rush from blocking people on Twitter.
One of the more rib-tickling ones was when he sent a photo from a restaurant on Long Island to own the troll. It looked like a decent place, but nothing unattainable. Seemed like the place where a middle class person would have a 70th birthday dinner, but
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sent it like it was a meal on a private yacht in the Mediterranean
 

Sue Lightning

<-- Never heard of Spankbang
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"take a look at your surroundings and know that I'm laughing at you" - Anthony Cumia

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Watching the couch slowly flip over in the span of a month shows you how filthy his life is. Not once in a month did he decide he wanted to sit on that couch, nor did it become such an eyesore for him did he just decide to flip it back over. The blankets on the ground give me the impression he was sleeping or sitting there instead. All because he didn’t want to turn over a fucking couch.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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lol I completely forgot about nana's whole "look at your surroundings" line around that time. Faggot would legitimately get an adrenaline rush from blocking people on Twitter.
Dude he dm me that shit because some guy was seriously asking if he was white or not because of some racist shit he said.

I responded “stop it with your rational thought this guy says what we all think but are too afraid to say or something tssssss 1488”

He got so pissed he sent me that line and blocked me lol.
 

wbgreen

May St. Mel bless you
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I know, he would never miss a chance to DM me. Telling me to “look around” because that’s why he was laughing at me. I was 22 at the time. I laughed right back because he was going to die sooner than myself.

No matter how rich Ant is, a middle aged man dunking on a twenty something is pathetic. Of course you are supposed to be better off when your 2-3 times older than someone else and not in a nursing home. He doesn't do that to middle aged people, because even someone with way less money will look at Ant and think 'You can't buy class.'
 

Single Action Army

We ain't goon hooligans we Maloonigans
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No matter how rich Ant is, a middle aged man dunking on a twenty something is pathetic. Of course you are supposed to be better off when your 2-3 times older than someone else and not in a nursing home. He doesn't do that to middle aged people, because even someone with way less money will look at Ant and think 'You can't buy class.'

Not to mention bragging about having a 6-figure bank account when it used to be 7-8.
I may not have 6 figures in the bank in my twenties but it's not drastically dropping all the time either.
 

HeyItsVos

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Dude he dm me that shit because some guy was seriously asking if he was white or not because of some racist shit he said.

I responded “stop it with your rational thought this guy says what we all think but are too afraid to say or something tssssss 1488”

He got so pissed he sent me that line and blocked me lol.
He’s wetbrained enough now that he probably wouldn’t pick up on the sarcasm.
 

Nana's stent

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TWENTY PLUS YEARS LATER AND I'm still commuting to
Manhattan from Long Island, or vice versa. And it's
still the best time for me to reflect and dream.
I now have the good fortune to drive an insanely fast, ex
pensive brand-new Jaguar F -Type. Every single time I sit in
this car, it reminds me of my dick size.
I was recently driving back after my show to my house in
Long Island, and I saw an Apollo Air Conditioning van
ahead of me on the Long Island Expressway. It was the
same piece of shit I used to drive when I worked there. I im
mediately had this impulse to catch up to it and see the guy
driving it.

I could literally see, smell, and feel what it was like to be
that guy driving back from some thankless shit job in NYC.
I caught up and looked out my passenger window, and I
saw the driver of the van.This guy looked just miserable. He
had the hat and uniform on. I have to give him major props
for that, because I rarely ever wore either. I was never the
company-guy type.

The driver of the van was looking out his windshield with
an almost dead stare at the road. I could only imagine what
was going on in his mind. I knew damn well it wasn't
Apollo Air Conditioning. He had some dream, some other
thing than driving that van that he rather would have been
doing. I fucking empathized with this guy I didn't even know, but I did at the same time.
He and I were in such different worlds at this point. He
had no idea that the guy next to him in the brand-new
exotic sports car used to be him. I was that guy!
I'm not saying I'm better than this guy, because I'm not.
I'm just saying I can relate, and when I saw his face, it
brought me right back to where I used to be. I know that
when I was sitting where he was, I wanted to be something
different. The odds that someone will get out of that situ
ation are astronomical, but I did.

This young air-conditioning guy turned his head and saw
me looking at him. I gave him a nod, and he flipped me the
finger. I then stomped on the gas and took off at about 120
miles per hour, never looking back-only forward, mother
fucker!
Fake & gay major Douche chills! even worse than the end of private parts daddy daddy! you see in the end it was all about Alison hoo hooo we were divorced a year or two after the move came out hoo hooo
 
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