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Reminder: Pat drank Mountain Dew every day for 20 years lol
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You aren’t supposed to wash jeans often, and we all know his clothing is too small/tight.. So just imagine the skidmarks that have accumulated on those jeans after riding up his ass whilst he waddles around.
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Back in the 90s they marketed Mountain Dew as the "cool extreme" soft drink. Skaters would take a swig of Mountain Dew before heading down the half-pipe or do a sick snowboard stunt. No doubt that Mr. Easily Influenced would decide the "cool" soda needs to be part of his "brand".
Look - kids fall for retarded marketing gimmicks, I bought a few cans of Axe Deodorant thinking it would make hot bitches fling themselves at me because I'd smell so irresistible. But eventually you realize they bamboozled you and stop being so damn loyal to the brand. Not Rick though, he'll spend 20 straight years drinking the cool popular boy soda.
Look - kids fall for retarded marketing gimmicks, I bought a few cans of Axe Deodorant thinking it would make hot bitches fling themselves at me because I'd smell so irresistible. But eventually you realize they bamboozled you and stop being so damn loyal to the brand. Not Rick though, he'll spend 20 straight years drinking the cool popular boy soda.
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It's so bad for your body and brain haha. Such a rube. Fat and gross weird faggot.
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Gamer Fuel child
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True. I'm sure college-aged kids who've only just started drinking would fall for retarded gimmicks like this too. You'd have to be a pretty special adult to be taken in by that though. That's for sure.
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You know that shit shrinks your cock, right?
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In the summer, if I'm not working, I'm in shorts and don't bother with underwear. Not a hammer cock thing, just less sweaty and more comfortable. I also like sweetcorn on the cob, boiled and rubbed in butter and sprinkled with salt.
Fat is so unlikeable that he's made me question whether I should go underwear free in the hotter months or occasionally enjoy corn on the cob, simply because he does them too. He makes seemingly innocuous things unappealing.
Fat is so unlikeable that he's made me question whether I should go underwear free in the hotter months or occasionally enjoy corn on the cob, simply because he does them too. He makes seemingly innocuous things unappealing.
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You’re right, I remember those “Do the Dew!” extreme sports commercials, I think even Johnny Knoxville was in one when he was just an actor before Jackass. Those ads were what they ended up doing with energy drinks a couple years later. Of course the only people I knew back then drinking tons of Mountain Dew were guys playing PS1 for hours on end. Pig fell for it as a dopey high schooler only to never realize no adult should be drinking so much of that super sugar drink. Mountain Dew (im a couple years younger than Pat) was the teenager drink and not something you would drink as an adult. Not Pat! Never mentally left high school
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I remember hearing that too, it’s funny looking back on a time not long ago before the Internet being so available and rumors weren’t questioned haha
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Girls not wearing undies is incredibly hot. Guys (even like a Brad Pitt level guy 
) are a problem for laundry day. A fat slob such as Rick has got to be a nightmare on that poor fabric
) are a problem for laundry day. A fat slob such as Rick has got to be a nightmare on that poor fabric
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It’s a whiskey marketed to people that don’t drink whiskey. Right up Pat’s stupid rube alley! The “aged at sea” is such an awful gimmick when the barrels themselves have more to do with the flavor, not where the barrels sit. I hope some bartender tells him about Goldschlagger having gold flakes and he will lose his mind.
True. I'm sure college-aged kids who've only just started drinking would fall for retarded gimmicks like this too. You'd have to be a pretty special adult to be taken in by that though. That's for sure.
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I heard that too, but about Dr.Pepper. Mountain Dew wasn’t a thing here when i was in school.
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I remember those “do the do do” commercials that Niki was in
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When I'm home working I don't wear underwear - just a t-shirt and a pair of shorts. Otherwise, I'll wear underwear.
I can't imagine being in public and thinking about how my sweaty shitty arse crack could be staining my jeans. Rick must get some weird sexual perversion from doing this.
I can't imagine being in public and thinking about how my sweaty shitty arse crack could be staining my jeans. Rick must get some weird sexual perversion from doing this.
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I'm fairly sure he drank this shit for breakfast too because he has said he only started drinking tea after he quit The Dew. Also, a reminder that big boy drinks like coffee don't agree with Rick's delicate tummy.
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Fat Pat claims he doesn't wear underwear because it's too restrictive, but we all know he has a micropenis, does nothing but lie on his couch/bed all day, and wears clothes that are skin tight (although they aren't supposed to be because he's a big fat pig). Doesn't make sense. Why does he really avoid underwear?
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Actually some scotch whiskey producers age their whiskey in barrels they leave outside, and the salty air from the north sea penetrates the wood and gives the whiskey a salty flavour. This whiskey, being aged on a container ship would naturally taste of diesel fumes.