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Reminder: Pat allowed Starbuck and Casey to be re-homed with complete strangers because he's poor and has no close friends to help him out. Sad!

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stealthygeek said:
One of his dogs actually died recently (he had two German shepherds) but I have no idea if it was the Cumia one.
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The one that died was the family one, it was older. The biting one they adopted before taking office and they used to show Joe and his Wife with the dogs outside until the adopted one started attacking the staff. Then the Cumia ome had to be removed from the WH and sent to “training” to avoid future bites. I think the Cumia one actually had to removed twice because it kept biting the staff after going to some obedience type program. That was months ago so I’m assuming it was put down since the media loved to show Joe and Jill outside with their dogs and ignore his failures as a president. Last I heard anything about Biden and his pets they were taking about getting a cat so that biting dog won’t be a news item. Learn to BEHAVE!
 
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Gay Faggot. said:
You answer your own problem in your statement. He wouldn’t even fight for his daughter let alone dogs. Just like his little girl, they’re much better off without him.
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*unborn daughter

therefore there's a very good chance he could care more about some dogs than just a lump of non-living cells, child.
 
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*unborn daughter

therefore there's a very good chance he could care more about some dogs than just a lump of non-living cells, child.
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Then again, he can’t even properly care for a cat. He had an entire room that smelled like Cat piss meaning he’s too lazy to clean the litter box so the cats go elsewhere. He only sees his pets as something to use for social media likes and can’t even care for low maintenance pets.
 
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Let's be clear why she left you, Fat. She left you for Big Jon.

Yes, we all know about his comically large penis but that's not the only reason he's known as "Big Jon." He's also overweight. Not as much as you (and he has the muscular fat guy shoulders and arms you wish you have but don't) but he owns it. If someone called him fat, he would laugh, slap his belly and say something corny but real like "it's all bought and paid for." You, on the other hand, you get stroppy and delusional like some cunty 17 year old girl. "I am not fat by any medical standard." OK, Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. Sure you're not.

You are though. And your effeminate refusal to admit it, along with your womanly face and body and Valley Girl entitlement to refuse to get a real job and provide for your wife and child, are just some of the reasons why she ditched you. Know it, accept it, learn from it.
 
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Let's be clear why she left you, Fat. She left you for Big Jon.

Yes, we all know about his comically large penis but that's not the only reason he's known as "Big Jon." He's also overweight. Not as much as you (and he has the muscular fat guy shoulders and arms you wish you have but don't) but he owns it. If someone called him fat, he would laugh, slap his belly and say something corny but real like "it's all bought and paid for." You, on the other hand, you get stroppy and delusional like some cunty 17 year old girl. "I am not fat by any medical standard." OK, Alicia Silverstone in Clueless. Sure you're not.

You are though. And your effeminate refusal to admit it, along with your womanly face and body and Valley Girl entitlement to refuse to get a real job and provide for your wife and child, are just some of the reasons why she ditched you. Know it, accept it, learn from it.
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Pat also enjoys shitting on bald men because Jon is bald and accepts it. It drives him nuts a bald guy stole his wife which is why he acts like a cunt if you mention his hair. He does that stupid poof in front so you don’t see his thinning hairline and wears a hat indoors. Even that friend of him joked about both of them getting older which means less hair which is natural and Pat couldn’t be in on the joke and shot back a stupid “my hairline hasn’t moved in 20 years” even though it obviously has.
 
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FLUUUID said:
Patrick naming his dogs after scifi characters, his cat after trumps investigator and his lizard "toothless" prove that he viewed them as disposable toys, not creatures to invest love into. Hes a fat cunt
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His pets are only for social media attention to get likes from Internet strangers. Especially naming his cat after Robert Mueller for stupid lefty points. That’s like naming it after that Kavanaugh accuser who like like Garth from Wayne’s World. Naming a pet after someone in politics shows you’re a miserable person since politics are for ugly people.
 
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I honestly cant imagine a die-hard trump supporter calling their dog or car "Donald J Trump" or something, I really couldn't, and I'm sure if they did they would be viewed as an over political dork by any other maga people. Patrick is sadfat
 
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Brooke Shields said:
speak for yourself, my maine coon "Vermin Supreme" happens to love his name
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Funny or quirky names for cats is acceptable. I dated a girl in college who had a cat named Toaster. Knew a guy whose young son named the family cat, Gas Can.
Dogs need simple, salt of the Earth names, like Hank, Gus, Alice, or Lucy.
But what the fuck do I know, I had a gerbil when I was 5 who I named Peanut Butter and a goldfish named Tank.
 
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Patrick naming his dogs after scifi characters, his cat after trumps investigator and his lizard "toothless" prove that he viewed them as disposable toys, not creatures to invest love into. Hes a fat cunt
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Toothless is the dragon from the children's animated feature, How To Train Your Dragon. The very movie Pig made Big Nik watch when they started dating to determine "What kind of person she was."
Not sure what that means, but it is alarming that she apparently needed to be the type who enjoys media made for children.


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ThePepsiColaRapist said:
Funny or quirky names for cats is acceptable. I dated a girl in college who had a cat named Toaster. Knew a guy whose young son named the family cat, Gas Can.
Dogs need simple, salt of the Earth names, like Hank, Gus, Alice, or Lucy.
But what the fuck do I know, I had a gerbil when I was 5 who I named Peanut Butter and a goldfish named Tank.
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Tank Hankerous?
 
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