Reminder: Pat allowed Starbuck and Casey to be re-homed with complete strangers because he's poor and has no close friends to help him out. Sad!

[stealthygeek]

Anybody with pets they give half a shit about knows that they would never allow this to happen. Ask everyone you know to help out until a dog lover is guilted into it, send them up to Wisconsin to stay with Raven and the jizz clown for a month or bite the bullet and pay a couple thousand in boarding costs. You do anything/everything to keep them but instead Pat just Annabelled them because he couldn't afford a dog-friendly apt in a cheap part of Florida. Pathetic, Poor and Portly.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Anybody with pets they give half a shit about knows that they would never allow this to happen. Ask everyone you know to help out until a dog lover is guilted into it, send them up to Wisconsin to stay with Raven and the jizz clown for a month or bite the bullet and pay a couple thousand in boarding costs. You do anything/everything to keep them but instead Pat just Annabelled them because he couldn't afford a dog-friendly apt in a cheap part of Florida. Pathetic, Poor and Portly.

You answer your own problem in your statement. He wouldn’t even fight for his daughter let alone dogs. Just like his little girl, they’re much better off without him.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Ex-wife, you WILL care for your ex-husband's dogs until my lease expires. These are my EXPLICIT WISHES and you will obey them.

 

[Porktrick_Slobinson]

"Against my explicit wishes"

How dare she not do exactly what he says and instead expect him to make accommodations for something he wants. The nerve.

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

That fat failure couldn't even keep a lizard alive.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice nigger-level agency, stupid

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That fat failure couldn't even keep a lizard alive.

Poor thing met its untimely demise between Pat's fat ass and the Fart Couch. Sad!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat lays around the house all day and can barely take care of a cat (piss room) let alone a dog. Pat said Trump is an evil psychopath because he didn’t have a dog even though Pat didn’t have a dog when he called Trump evil. Ade knew Pat couldn’t be trusted with the responsibility of caring for a dog and definitely not able to care for a child.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Ex-wife, you WILL care for your ex-husband's dogs until my lease expires. These are my EXPLICIT WISHES and you will obey them.

"I, Patrick Tomlinson, being of round mind and body..."

 

[guest]

Might be an unpopular opinion but I think after 10 years he is still not over Ade.
By the way you guys missed the divorce anniversary, it was on 07/19/2011.

 

[stealthygeek]

Pat lays around the house all day and can barely take care of a cat (piss room) let alone a dog. Pat said Trump is an evil psychopath because he didn’t have a dog even though Pat didn’t have a dog when he called Trump evil. Ade knew Pat couldn’t be trusted with the responsibility of caring for a dog and definitely not able to care for a child.

As someone who loves dogs I'd much prefer somebody who knows they're not a dog person just not get one instead of doing it for optics and potentially bail on them later like these pathetic Covid dog owners. Compare that with Patso who couldn't do the bare minimum and put those poor pups through all the confusion and stress of getting new owners.

Donald Trump is more in tune with a dog's needs than "Animal Lover" Fatrick. He sucks at everything, it's remarkable.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He wanted Ade to raise his infant daughter without any child support payments from Patrick. Changing dirty diapers, waking up at 4am because the baby's screaming, all the sterotypical new parent shit. But then ALSO house his two dogs, that he narcissistly had to give science-fiction names. Buy them dog food, take them for walks, make sure they don't snap and maul the baby. Please don't put Patty on a schedule dear, care for my dogs and I'll call you when I find the right place.

We also know he lies and twists every narrative to paint himself as the victim. Neither could have wanted to raise the dogs, but Ade at least found a new family for them instead of dropping them off at the shelter. Patrick once again got to skirt responsibility, and got to cry about his meanie ex-wife who he dumped a baby girl and two dogs on.

 

[42069]

Ade is an OG

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

292 hits of pure uncut dope for that little piggy brain of Patrick Slug Tomlinson.
Its a lie Cancock probably told Pig he would watch them until he got a place and Pat the little boy that he is refused to keep them.
Ouch, sick burn by Tauberg. That must have stung eh Pig?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As someone who loves dogs I'd much prefer somebody who knows they're not a dog person just not get one instead of doing it for optics and potentially bail on them later like these pathetic Covid dog owners. Compare that with Patso who couldn't do the bare minimum and put those poor pups through all the confusion and stress of getting new owners.

Donald Trump is more in tune with a dog's needs than "Animal Lover" Fatrick. He sucks at everything, it's remarkable.

Good point about the Covid owners, they’re just as bad as the idiots who get a dog for Christmas only to abandon them in the spring. I personally love dogs but won’t get one until I buy a place with a bigger yard. Nothing makes me angrier than shitty dog owners who couldn’t handle a goldfish let alone a dog.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

As someone who loves dogs I'd much prefer somebody who knows they're not a dog person just not get one instead of doing it for optics and potentially bail on them later like these pathetic Covid dog owners. Compare that with Patso who couldn't do the bare minimum and put those poor pups through all the confusion and stress of getting new owners.

Donald Trump is more in tune with a dog's needs than "Animal Lover" Fatrick. He sucks at everything, it's remarkable.

Also funny to note how the media fawned all over the idea of Biden getting a dog for the White House (Look how great Biden is already! He’s better than Trump!) only for it to bite the staff multiple times and had to be removed from the WH. We haven’t heard about that dog in a while so Im guessing it was quietly put down.

 

[guest]

I would murder anyone who tried to take my dog or die trying.

That’s it.

 

[Raymond]

I heard the dogs were thrown into an incinerator. Not literally thrown, of course. They walked into the fire because they somehow knew that it was for their best, considering the alternative, is what I heard.

 

[stealthygeek]

Also funny to note how the media fawned all over the idea of Biden getting a dog for the White House (Look how great Biden is already! He’s better than Trump!) only for it to bite the staff multiple times and had to be removed from the WH. We haven’t heard about that dog in a while so Im guessing it was quietly put down.

One of his dogs actually died recently (he had two German shepherds) but I have no idea if it was the Cumia one.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Did this faggot really name his dog Starbucks?