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Reminder: Norton sat like a scorned little bitch not saying a word because DL didn’t go on his transgender advice show.

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THE FUCKING DESTROYER. For looking at Jim in his bald ugly face and telling him “Fuck your issues. It’s been 2 years of cancelling this guy because you got personally hurt. Either fix your shit or sit the fuck out of this one. Because what he provides to the show overrides your bitchy neurosis.
especially hypocritical of the worm since he'd always get irate whenever someone else on the staff didn't want to partake in something; "tell him to get the fuck in here, it's for the fucking show!!!"
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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And then when he did, immediately crumbled with a "N-no, you're great...".

Big tough guy... 'til a direct interaction he couldn't avoid.
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BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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especially hypocritical of the worm since he'd always get irate whenever someone else on the staff didn't want to partake in something; "tell him to get the fuck in here, it's for the fucking show!!!"
Bothering Erock on his honeymoon was so fucked up. It was hilarious but it was fucking ridiculous to do that to him.* They gave out his hotel name then his phone number.
 
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You know Jim is really bringing a lot to the table as a cohost when he doesn’t say a word for 90% of an interview and nobody, including the other host and guest, notices anything wrong at all.

Good for DL for being a man and attempting to squash the beef on the spot. None of these guys (including Opie, sad to say) can address any of their issues with each other without tons of womanly passive-aggressive bullshit, and they all think they’re the most no-nonsense straight shooters in broadcasting.
 

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The best part of the DL feud was he didn’t even know about it, and the second that Norton brought it up (after prodding from DL asking why he was quiet) DL’s response was to compare Norton’s bitchy behavior to his own wife. He quite literally said “my wife does this shit all the time” in a placating way. He didn’t even mean for it to be an insult. Lol
The (almost) exact quote was after DL asked what was wrong and Norton explained his issue. DL goes

“Man it’s like when my wife doesn’t talk to me for long enough and i’m like Alright what did I do wrong.”

Which is precisely on point for how Norton, self admittedly, acts. How he would just fucking brood when he didn’t get his way. He told a story one time about how he would brood when a woman didn’t do what he wanted to sexually and she would ask what was wrong and he’d go “NOTHING. FINE.”

The one thing that underpins Nortons entire personality together besides being an actual faggot is being a womanly little creep.
 

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And then when he did, immediately crumbled with a "N-no, you're great...".

Big tough guy... 'til a direct interaction he couldn't avoid.
Praise him as a genius. Say you love him, genuinely. Say you understand what he did wasn’t personal but it hurt you.

When DL starts praising Nortons script and how he loved it Norton just goes “Ok.” In a tone like YEAH SURE YOU DID YOURE JUST FUCKING SAYING THIS NOW

And as I said in the OP the very next show Jimmy states he’s still hurt and doesn’t forgive DL. He doesn’t acknowledge his apology beyond “That was really cool of him” but doesn’t state he forgives him at all. And then goes on to say if he could do it over again he still wouldn’t have him on. EVEN THOUGH HE FUCKING APOLOGIZED AND CLEARED IT UP!!!!
 
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The (almost) exact quote was after DL asked what was wrong and Norton explained his issue. DL goes

“Man it’s like when my wife doesn’t talk to me for long enough and i’m like Alright what did I do wrong.”

Which is precisely on point for how Norton, self admittedly, acts. How he would just fucking brood when he didn’t get his way. He told a story one time about how he would brood when a woman didn’t do what he wanted to sexually and she would ask what was wrong and he’d go “NOTHING. FINE.”

The one thing that underpins Nortons entire personality together besides being an actual faggot is being a womanly little creep.
"Why did you unfollow all of us from Twitter"

"I WAS IN A FUCKIN' WEIRD MOOD DUDE"
 

Sue Lightning

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"Why did you unfollow all of us from Twitter"

"I WAS IN A FUCKIN' WEIRD MOOD DUDE"
How Norton even kept enough good will to still be friends with these people is insane. From his motherfucking of other comedians like DL and Norm, to motherfucking his own friends by unfollowing them (because they wouldn’t put him in a dumb movie), and then walking out of the studio because Joe Derosa called in (who also wouldn’t put Jim in his dumb movie.)

This is a tough one man, genuinely, but I think Norton may be more cowardly than Nana. Yes, the man who literally freezes up at confrontation and blames his fans for the dumb shit he says. Norton is lower than that guy. Because at least Nana can power through and make it seem like theres no issue. Jimmy has to let you know, and even if you attempt to fix it it’s not good enough for him. You basically need to grovel at his feet and suck him off.
 

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How Norton even kept enough good will to still be friends with these people is insane. From his motherfucking of other comedians like DL and Norm, to motherfucking his own friends by unfollowing them (because they wouldn’t put him in a dumb movie), and then walking out of the studio because Joe Derosa called in (who also wouldn’t put Jim in his dumb movie.)

This is a tough one man, genuinely, but I think Norton may be more cowardly than Nana. Yes, the man who literally freezes up at confrontation and blames his fans for the dumb shit he says. Norton is lower than that guy. Because at least Nana can power through and make it seem like theres no issue. Jimmy has to let you know, and even if you attempt to fix it it’s not good enough for him. You basically need to grovel at his feet and suck him off.
Here’s Ant confronting Bobby (phoner) about this issue:

If memory serves correct, Norton is mostly silent while his butt buddy defends him during a routine plug (heh :pfg_sm:).
 

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Here’s Ant confronting Bobby (phoner) about this issue:

If memory serves correct, Norton is mostly silent while his butt buddy defends him during a routine plug (heh :pfg_sm:).

Even regardless of how terrible an actor Norton is, there is no unwritten rule requiring you to cast ALL your friends in a fucking movie. He starts to list off who’s in the movie that he knows and just goes “Uhh Bill, Bobby, Derosa…” Yeah those are the main characters fucking idiot. It’s not like EVERY comedian from the cellar was put in except him.

And let me ask, genuinely, because I never watched it. Was Bobby in Nortons retarded Vice show? How about Derosa? Bill Burr? I assume not. I doubt they were even asked. Oh but Ant was in it playing a pedophile I guess.

FIERCELY. FUCKING. LOYAL.
 

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Bothering Erock on his honeymoon was so fucked up. It was hilarious but it was fucking ridiculous to do that to him.* They gave out his hotel name then his phone number.
The Pests quickly figured out his hotel and then found his room number. We began calling in food orders nonstop. Then calling in local businesses to drop off food at the front desk. There were so many calls going into his room that Eric put the phone off of the hook because he couldn't figure out how to make the hotel phone silent. But this caused the Pests to call the front desk over and over. And security was sent to Eric's room to make sure he wasn't dead because the hotel was 100% sure with the volume of calls that it was some dire emergency.

They messed with Erock a million different times in a million different ways. Guy was a trooper.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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Even regardless of how terrible an actor Norton is, there is no unwritten rule requiring you to cast ALL your friends in a fucking movie. He starts to list off who’s in the movie that he knows and just goes “Uhh Bill, Bobby, Derosa…” Yeah those are the main characters fucking idiot. It’s not like EVERY comedian from the cellar was put in except him.

And let me ask, genuinely, because I never watched it. Was Bobby in Nortons retarded Vice show? How about Derosa? Bill Burr? I assume not. I doubt they were even asked. Oh but Ant was in it playing a pedophile I guess.

FIERCELY. FUCKING. LOYAL.
Bobby, Burr, and Derosa all wrote the movie together so it makes sense why they got cast in it. It’s been a while but I remember Colin having a small part in it as the door man (pivotal character with 45 seconds of screen time) I don’t recall Vos being in it but it’s brought up during the argument so he was. 95% of the 15 minute movie is Derosa and one of two chicks. Spoiler alert: I’m pretty sure even Bobby and Burr just convince him to “Cheat” on his girlfriend in a short scene.
 

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The best part of the DL feud was he didn’t even know about it, and the second that Norton brought it up (after prodding from DL asking why he was quiet) DL’s response was to compare Norton’s bitchy behavior to his own wife. He quite literally said “my wife does this shit all the time” in a placating way. He didn’t even mean for it to be an insult. Lol
It’s so weird to see your posts without the Rock raising his eyebrow at me
 

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This entire thread is why I hate Norton the most.

The faggy brooding, the love of pornstars, the womanly behavior, the prioritization of shitty side projects, but most of all, the inability to take a joke.

When Colin jokingly confronted him about the Twitter unfollowing thing, he was laughing and joking about how gay Norton was for it. Norton gets so heated and defensive. He’s borderline crying at that point. It’s fucking pathetic. Wormy faggot would take over the show to cry about his side gigs failing.

GUESS WHAT JIMMY!!!! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!!!!
 

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"I think you're a genius, I genuinely do." - Do ya? What a psychopathic manipulative statement for some random peer of yours.
"I feel like a dick... like the guy has no respect for me obviously." - DL tries to interrupt this baseless, bitchy accusation - "Nonono!"

The fucking nerve to interrupt somebody with a "nonono" to begin with. Imagine being James Norton and having the guts to say this.
Nevermind doing it to a guest on your show, by ambush, live on air, over something that happened 3 FUCKING years ago.

If you bring up something from over a week ago, you better make sure I believe you didn't quietly seethe and, most probably, talk shit the whole time, how it was wrong and hurt you in the process, and how you will make amends for it. Crazy to be resentful like this over something so trivial.

Anyone that gets "genuinely'd" by Norton should just stand up and leave the show or immediately start beating him up.
Jesse Ventura is a dum-dum but he had the right idea. I still wish he would've listened to the voices and went through with it just that once.

What a fucking asshole. I hate Jim Norton.
 

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Never forget that the worm still could've had the interview cancelled ahead of time but didn't read the show prep email days before. But he's a professional, man.

Anyone know what the project was that Colin and every other comedian didn't get back to his agent about that caused him to unfollow them all on Twitter but never confront anyone about it?
Woah! An unfollow on Twitter?! I'm sure that's the ultimate punishment for the three Twitter addicts. I'm sure it cuts deep like when they'd insult caller's follower count.
Oh the humanity!
 
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