Reminder: No poster in "Literally Criticism" has the talent/drive needed to secure two lucrative contracts in the cutthroat publishing industry.

[Mick_Mickerson]

No one has books in stores and libraries across the country.

I'm wondering if a lot of posters here are struggling, would-be authors. It would explain a lot

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Nice Literary, stupid.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Boq level sassypost

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Yeah, well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you!

 

[UnPRePared]

 

[SensibleKeks]

 

[UnPRePared]

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I don't know anything about the publishing industry but it's illustrative that when Dan brought that "l0de" guy on NPS to shit on Tomlinson, lode became visibly impressed when he learned about the publishing houses that signed Tomlinson...so it ruined Dan's bit.

@Dan is Spartacus am I lying?

 

[Udders]

We had one up on Amazon that was unjustly removed.

 

[guest]

Stop taking all the joke answers.

Uhhh wwaw my book?

 

[guest]

 

[DanFielding]

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I don't know anything about the publishing industry but it's illustrative that when Dan brought that "l0de" guy on NPS to shit on Tomlinson, lode became visibly impressed when he learned about the publishing houses that signed Tomlinson...so it ruined Dan's bit.

@Dan is Spartacus am I lying?

Wasn’t lode’s whole thing that he was trying to fuck with Dan? Wyzz would know better he put them two together

 

[The Real Ray Wilson]

I've penned many songs and I do this for a living.

I also don't pretend to be other people online.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

No one has books in stores and libraries across the country.

I'm wondering if a lot of posters here are struggling, would-be authors. It would explain a lot

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Rich Vos is too busy to write books because he'll be at the Riot Comedy Club in Houston, Texas May 17-19. Tickets still available.

 

[wbgreen]

No one we make fun of in Lit Crit has signed a lucrative publishing contract either.

 

[Turk February]

Not true, I published a dance based self help book under the pen name Claire Timberlake

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It is unbelievable that pat squandered two golden opportunities the way he did. Great post!

 

[l0de]

I don't know anything about the publishing industry but it's illustrative that when Dan brought that "l0de" guy on NPS to shit on Tomlinson, lode became visibly impressed when he learned about the publishing houses that signed Tomlinson...so it ruined Dan's bit.

@Dan is Spartacus am I lying?

They're decent houses, I think I had one of my less-shit manuscripts rejected by at least one of them. Getting blurbs\reviews in PW also (which you pay for) is a decent sign someone has a reasonable connection in the industry. I haven't read any of his shit, (what good is one hack commenting on another) but it's non trivial to get a book picked up by these people.