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Reminder: Auntie Cumia got fired.... On his Day OFF

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It's not even the fake group of black men that is the real question or lie of that night. But what the hell was Anthony doing at night out at three A.M. in the middle of NYC? "Taking photos of scaffolding" makes zero sense. I would love to get a real answer though that will never happen. Drugs? Prostitutes? Gay hookup? It certainly wasn't a late night photography outing of building materials and unfinished construction.

But let's say that Anthony's ridiculous lie of "scaffolding photography" was the truth. What kind of multi-millionaire (at the time) is out at 3A.M. wandering the streets taking creepshots and other random shots of construction sites? He really had nothing else going on in his entire life? Radio was a cesspool of weirdos.
It’s a good point that I skipped over but to be fair, we’re talking about a guy who will play video games and drink by himself until 6AM. That’s not really a behavior you pick up randomly but something you’ve been doing for years.

He very well could have actually been out at 3am, taking random pictures of random shit like a fucking weirdo who happened to run into a hooker. I bet she immediately sensed he was a homo and wasn’t interested in indulging his dumb hobby because he wasn’t buying anyway.

Sadly, we’ll never know the truth.
 
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That just makes it more likely that the group of brothas materializing out of the ether was a complete fabrication to begin with. If a gaggle of blacks really did advance on Nana with threatening intent when he was already caught up in an altercation, he absolutely would've panicked and started blasting.

The reality was probably that there was just the woman clawing at him and even AntH knew he had no grounds for pulling his gun, so he just had to take the beating because there was no way he was fighting her off physically either.
It actually shows Black restraint, if his account is true. They could have easily pounded him into the pavement. At minimum they would have taken reparations in the form of his expensive camera.

In reality it was the black trans prostitute vs him. He probably took off running as she was beating him with her purse.
 
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It's not even the fake group of black men that is the real question or lie of that night. But what the hell was Anthony doing at night out at three A.M. in the middle of NYC? "Taking photos of scaffolding" makes zero sense. I would love to get a real answer though that will never happen. Drugs? Prostitutes? Gay hookup? It certainly wasn't a late night photography outing of building materials and unfinished construction.

But let's say that Anthony's ridiculous lie of "scaffolding photography" was the truth. What kind of multi-millionaire (at the time) is out at 3A.M. wandering the streets taking creepshots and other random shots of construction sites? He really had nothing else going on in his entire life? Radio was a cesspool of weirdos.
It was just a comical lie. Suddenly Nana is Mapplethorpe, snapping art photos of desolate Times Square scaffolding. Real believable cover story there, Nana.
 
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I remember exactly where I was, what direction I was facing and what emotions I felt when I saw he was fired. I was fawkin howling.
I'd pretty much just woken up when he started the tweeting. I actually messaged him to say maybe take it easy. He only stopped (after a couple of hours) when Opie came in with a "Woah, I'll take it from here lol" type intervention. Once again, sissy Nana took orders from boss jock of the dorm Opester.
 

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I'd pretty much just woken up when he started the tweeting. I actually messaged him to say maybe take it easy. He only stopped (after a couple of hours) when Opie came in with a "Woah, I'll take it from here lol" type intervention. Once again, sissy Nana took orders from boss jock of the dorm Opester.

What a totally forgotten moment that even I did not recall until you just mentioned it. Lmao, baby boy likely wouldn't have gone nuclear if daddy was awake, but he was sleeping at night like a responsible person.
 
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What a totally forgotten moment that even I did not recall until you just mentioned it. Lmao, baby boy likely wouldn't have gone nuclear if daddy was awake, but he was sleeping at night like a responsible person.
I like to think Opie actually called him up and gave him a bollocking

Should add that it was about 7 in the morning where I was when he started his meltdown. I wasn't keeping ghoul hours back then either
 

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Auntie didn't get arrested. Nobody knew it happened. No one was going to find out... UNTIL Chris Kuhn, I mean Auntie Cumia, felt the need to kick things into high gear.

He tattled on himself, and gave the company ammunition to distance themselves from him. Auntie truly had no one close enough to him that he could just text or call to vent to... He has no one who knows that side of him. So he just spews fake tough guy shit online and then hops over the dead Qadan, overreacting retard.

And then he goes and blames Opie for HIM going out that night, for HIM being creepy, for HIM getting hit, for HIM going online to make those posts, for HIM refusing to apologize-uhhh. It was all Opie possessing Auntie and forcing him to avoid responsibility, confrontation, and scrutiny. Opie decided to fire Auntie of course. "Opie always wanted to be on The Opie Channel" he says from The Anthony Cumia Show on The Anthony Cumia Network.

Fuck you faggot. Opie wanted to get rid of Anthony because he was intimidated by Anthonys greatness. For years, that blond haired faggot plotted to rid himself of Anthony. He fucking snitched Anthony out to the higher ups, and got our main man shit canned. Gregshells alright 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You fucking faggots dont know shit about what really happened. Youre all just a bunch of dopy opie ball lickers🤪😜🤣🤪😜🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Anthony will ALWAYS WIN IN THE END YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Fuck you faggot. Opie wanted to get rid of Anthony because he was intimidated by Anthonys greatness. For years, that blond haired faggot plotted to rid himself of Anthony. He fucking snitched Anthony out to the higher ups, and got our main man shit canned. Gregshells alright 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You fucking faggots dont know shit about what really happened. Youre all just a bunch of dopy opie ball lickers🤪😜🤣🤪😜🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Anthony will ALWAYS WIN IN THE END YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Win what? Best FN tweets of the year award?
 

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I like to think Opie actually called him up and gave him a bollocking

Should add that it was about 7 in the morning where I was when he started his meltdown. I wasn't keeping ghoul hours back then either
It would have been around 9:30 in London. Very McGowan-esque to lie about how early you were up back on a random day ten years ago lol
 
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But what the hell was Anthony doing at night out at three A.M. in the middle of NYC? "Taking photos of scaffolding" makes zero sense. I would love to get a real answer though that will never happen. Drugs? Prostitutes? Gay hookup? It certainly wasn't a late night photography outing of building materials and unfinished construction.

He was drunk. That's why he was out. Looking for more booze. Someone said he was in the city that night because of the Unmast or whatever, so he was drinking at the cellar until they closed, then he probably drank every ounce of booze in his apartment to celebrate. Rather than pass out in his bed, he decided to go find a bar or a bodega to get a six pack. He probably figured "I'm Anthony of the Opie & Anthony Show" would get him in the door of some after hours club in midtown.

As to why he had his camera, I believe he had just recently bought an expensive camera, and like usual, he was obsessed with it for a few months before he gets bored and finds something else. Midtown after hours is pretty interesting, so I wouldn't be surprised if he legitimately thought he might be able to get some pictures of hookers, or homeless black guys shitting on the street, or drunk young white girls stumbling home after partying. Content to post on Twitter and talk about on the radio.

So as usual, booze drove Anthony that night, and then proceeded to drive him right off a cliff.
 
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He was becoming too comfortable calling black people monkeys, telling he'd go as low as 13, bragging about losing thousands of dollars at casinos, getting into screaming contests with callers and driving on the sidewalks like a deranged lunatic. He really thought he was untouchable. The reason he got fired is also because of this delusional confidence he had.

This idiot thought he could go on Twitter, call black people niggers and savage animals and come back to work on Monday like nothing happened. That firing snapped him straight back to reality. I also will never understand how Anthony didn't take the opportunity as those other grifters did during Trump's presidency. He could've easily became on of the bigger alternative political shows out there but he'd rather do a show with a hangover saying uninformed, racist shit while getting drunk again than put actual effort into his show.

Anthony's whole network is the epitome of his delusions of grandeur/inflated self worth. Instead of having just a free audio podcast or simple video podcast with a Patreon this idiot thought he needed to create a whole network under the freedom of speech banner because he got fired calling black people animals. It's not that he got fired for having well thought-out conservative views and expressed them on his radio show. He got fired for calling ~10% of the American population animals and niggers on Twitter.

TLDR: Anthony is a faggot.
The main thing was that he thought massa Opie would have his back and strong arm management into getting him back
 
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Fuck you faggot. Opie wanted to get rid of Anthony because he was intimidated by Anthonys greatness. For years, that blond haired faggot plotted to rid himself of Anthony. He fucking snitched Anthony out to the higher ups, and got our main man shit canned. Gregshells alright 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You fucking faggots dont know shit about what really happened. Youre all just a bunch of dopy opie ball lickers🤪😜🤣🤪😜🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Anthony will ALWAYS WIN IN THE END YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Gay Faggot. Show him how it's done
 

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Terrible fake Joe Cumia

@Gay Faggot. Show him how it's done
Show them “how it’s done”? What? Shutting you losers down time and time AGAIN??? Is that “how it’s done”??? Easy. I just had to use YOUR tactics against YOU!!!😜😜😜

You MORONS really can’t seem to get enough of me. You still talk about my little bro. You STILL talk about my little sister. You still talk about ME!!! On a useless website where other MONGOLOIDS sit and type and drink Mountain Dew together. Maybe you wouldn’t be here if you weren’t so OBSESSED with our SUCCESS. Doesn’t make sense? Of course not. Your RETARDED!!!🤣🤣🤣

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You spend all day anxiously waiting for me or my little bro to TWEET. Just so you have SOMETHING to do. I would say it’s PATHETIC but it’s the best you lonely MAGGOTS can do. Guess what? We just sit and laugh at your JEALOUSY!!!🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Get up out of your basement. Start eating HEALTHY. Go for a walk. Say HELLO to your mother every once in awhile. Maybe you won’t be such miserable ASSHATS you’ll be able to enjoy life again. Like we do EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!🍻🍻🍻

Did I “show you how it’s done”??? I have done that every time I interact with you RETARDS and you still never learn. I realized a long time ago there was no point. Now I just do it for FUN.😘😘😘 I’ll keep playing PAID gigs for $$$ and having a good time in my retirement. You’ll keep sitting around all day hoping I post on Facebook saying you hope I get banned then CRYING when I do. It’s easy to see who WON!!!😎😎😎

#LaFamiglia #SUCCESSstory #WON
 
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