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The lizard took his last name but his wife didn't.
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Remember when that faggot paid for an xray of his lizard
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Toothless was named after Pats grandfather, Toothless Tomlinson, a small town bum best known for giving blowjobs in an abandoned boxcar throughout the 1920s and 30s.
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Didn’t the lizard die like two days later anyway? That’s like getting an X-ray for a gerbil.
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And went directly to hell
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Only someone with a broken mind could act like a lizard is a real pet. He might as well be walking around with a plushie on his shoulder.
I guess he sees how humans act around some animals and thinks that kind of emotional connection can be transferred over to a fucking lizard. Everything he does is just him going through the motions of how he thinks regular people feel. I'd honestly be surprised if he's capable of feeling anything other than smug satisfaction and rage.
I guess he sees how humans act around some animals and thinks that kind of emotional connection can be transferred over to a fucking lizard. Everything he does is just him going through the motions of how he thinks regular people feel. I'd honestly be surprised if he's capable of feeling anything other than smug satisfaction and rage.
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He also kept it cooped up and bored in a tiny terrarium with one stick and a heat lamp. All of his phony love for that thing was for social media asspats and updoots.
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I remember when my first fish started seeming like it was sick or dying I flushed it while it was still alive and didn't give a fuck. I feel like I'd deal with a lizard similarly. I'd just put it outside or something.
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Nice thing about fish is, being in water you can't see their tears when you betray them
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It's that smug ass grin that is upsetting me. In his mind he is probably thinking, what a total badass I am. What I wouldn't give to watch a mud person slap that grin off his face.
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If I wanted to be nice I'd chop a sick lizards head off before throwing it in the garbage disposal. It's an emotionless retard that eats bugs. It's like being attached to a flyswatter.
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Who x-ray's a fucking lizard, and for what purpose? I feel like you could tell Fatrick you're a wallet inspector at a con, and he'd just hand it over.
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I have zero desire to fuck with Pat in person, but I would spike that gay ass lizard into the ground right in front of his face without hesitation given the opportunity.
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Rick’s granddaddy gave Douglas MacArthur a dirty rimjob when he returned from Japan I heard. An honorable man honouring the assholes of our nation’s finest. He used to tell that story to Little Richard sitting on his knee as Tommy blew him.
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Whereas Tommy shamefully dodged Vietnam by claiming bone spurs in his dick jerking hand
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"I shall return."
The cowboys of rural wisconsin rest areas still thank him for his service to this day, so I think his place was back home.
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Seriously, why does he like that gay fucking dragon movie so much? Has he ever actually explained it? He was like 30 when the movie first came out. So I looked it up and it was based on a book. I thought 'Okay, maybe fatso read them as a stupid little baby child'. But, no. The first How to Train Your Dragon book came out in 2003 when Rick was 23 years old. He just likes gay shit.
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He took Nikki to the cinema to it at the beginning of their dating, anything Nikki likes, Pat loves and is now a SUPERFAN of.
It shows his
See also. politics, brewers, packers, trannies
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It is a good movie but him being such a big fan is a little weird. He probably mentioned it some time after he saw it and someone said they also liked it so now he keeps bringing it up because it's a thing he knows people like.
