Question for married people: What would your spouse do if she/he found out you blew $125k on a lawsuit?

[potatopeeler63]

Not married

Imagine if that's how the Patrick saga ends. It really will be the attention Fat's been craving for.

I can already imagine the local MKE news anchors coverage, since icky nikki is too ugly to get national coverage like petito

“A 41 year old “alleged” scifi author, patrick s tomlinson, is on $100,000 bond for the mutilation and subsequent homicide of his partner, Nikki. Authorities say he was driven to the point of insanity by an infamous group of people known as “pests” , who were followers of the now defunct sirius xm radio show, opie and anthony. Tomlinson is supposedly going to plead insanity according to his wine lawyer, though legal experts say he is much too fat to be transported back from Costa Rica, where he was escaping bankruptcy court proceedings. When asked for a comment, Patrick simply stated,
“Nooooooooo! I am being misrepresenTed. Hush, Child. Quietly. “

 

[UnPRePared]

Ray, you must know that you're only engaged and not married to Gosia!

Of course, but I wanted to answer this specific question because Gosia actually did say that to me once.

Paraphrasing: "For as much as I love you, if you ever repeated any behavior of the Fat American, I would move to have you committed for your own mental health."

The fact that Nikki hasn't even done that speaks volumes, because THAT'S love right there.

 

[FurBurger]

He’s going to Natalee Holloway her in Costa Rica.

Other way around.

If she kills him the court case goes away, Fatrick stops graffitiing her house, and she can bully the SWFA into not asking for their money back from a "grieving widow".

 

[guest]

She'd pimp me out to 25k jiggaboo's to make it back.

Unfortunately Patrick won't be so lucky.

 

[guest]

It would be my money so she couldn't say anything except it would've been much better spent on the family. One thing's for sure, if it was for something as stupid and pointless as Fat's suit, she wouldn't look at me with any respect again. If I'd had to borrow the money from her mum and family or was on the hook to a third party, then we'd be in potential divorce territory.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Fat Niki will probably just skip over to mom's house and tell her she needs a new house now because Pat lost the other one.

"Look at it this way, Mom, you only have to buy half a house this time."

 

[JoeCumiasDiet]

She would murder me or divorce me, she has already mentioned that if I get pulled into this in any way and have to spend any amount of money she will leave me.

 

[guest]

I guess the giant BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTERS sign wasn’t enough of a tip off that our Midwestern cheese Queen isn’t totally right in the head either.

 

[guest]

He’s going to Natalee Holloway her in Costa Rica.

Not our Nikki!

 

[kingship75]

She would murder me or divorce me, she has already mentioned that if I get pulled into this in any way and have to spend any amount of money she will leave me.

You yapped to the old lady about this thing of ours!?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Fat fuck couldn't move a NordicTrack box and he's going to push that fridge of a bulldyke over the port side? Good luck.

Bitch's center of gravity is probably in her cankles

He would probably go over with her like a botched royal rumble elimination.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I would come home to a dear John on the counter and an empty house.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

You yapped to the old lady about this thing of ours!?

My wife knows too. It's hard hide it when you're giggling like a bitch to the 'Fine Girl' song parody on the couch

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

She’d probably leave the state with our kid, and probably leave me with some of his baby toys she couldn’t pack. Then I’d feel like Patrick.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I'm not sure, all I would be able to focus on is how I disgraced myself, my family and my family name. The money is a trivial amount.