Question about the chairs

[BudDickman]

The only thing that makes sense to me at all, is this was all a "hammypot" scheme to get us to reply to the second Craigslist post about returning the chairs. But even then... Okay, so maybe he's able to collect an IP address or fake email address. Then what?

He doesn't even get that. Craigslist email relay hides the emails of the sender and receiver. And he's past the point of trying to identify anyone for the purpose of a lawsuit or Twitter shaming. The lolsuit failed and he has three active Twitter followers.

 

[PorqueDealer]

With the gang graffiti?

Too cheap to repaint the whole building but let's hire a crew to powerwash it til you can barely see the lettering.

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no the other side:
niggas getting ready for a roman siege

 

[Ashcroft]

Wait wait hold on

Do the chairs look, I dunno, richer in color now than they did before? Redder? Like someone painted them with weather sealer?

Lol imagine if someone really did take the chairs, actually improved on Rick's shoddy work, and he's too mad to post about it now.

I'm leaning toward this now.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Why is that kiwi faggot wearing those bicycle gloves?

Did this loser ride his fucking bike over to Rick’s hovel to take this photo?

 

[PorqueDealer]

Wait wait hold on

Do the chairs look, I dunno, richer in color now than they did before? Redder? Like someone painted them with weather sealer?

Lol imagine if someone really did take the chairs, actually improved on Rick's shoddy work, and he's too mad to post about it now.

I'm leaning toward this now.

With his newfound 8 figure income from AirBnB. he can pay local lesbians to stain his chairs and negros to gas his woman.

 

[Ashcroft]

Why is that kiwi faggot wearing those bicycle gloves?

Did this loser ride his fucking bike over to Rick’s hovel to take this photo?

Hey you in the front row. Do you like to fuck? Doggy style?
Me too, bruh.

Raucous applause

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Why is that kiwi faggot wearing those bicycle gloves?

Did this loser ride his fucking bike over to Rick’s hovel to take this photo?

I almost want Rick to tweet a pic of this faggot on his fixie and his queer gloves.

 

[RickReternal]

I truly think he might be schizo

Yeah, Evil Rick’s lesbian friends stole the chairs and ER didn’t tell Rick what was up.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

If this was a fat flag, which it's looking more and more like it was, why the hell would Rick waste his time responding to people emailing him about having the chairs? And then wait until 10 replies later to reveal he knew the emailer never had the chairs?


WHAT IS HE TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH? IT'S SO DAMNED STUPID.

Because it isn’t. The kiwis did it.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I almost want Rick to tweet a pic of this faggot on his fixie and his queer gloves.

100%

Rick if you’re reading this post this faggot’s picture and all other info you have. I’m sure you and Jackie love it when people here turn on each other or kiwi farms or dan. Come on man get one back.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I have been fostering the chairs while we wait for their forever home.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

so, the farmer said the chairs were darker, maybe he took them in to re-oil them? Then he thought hmmm, I can show how bad my atalkers are by saying they were stolen! Remember pat is like that Douglas Adams monster that thinks its invisible if it closes its eyes, he is Dunning-Krüger in person, 1.7gpa and acts like a doctor of space physics. Always thinkjng zero moves ahead.

His plan probably was no more than "make my atalkers look bad", and he wrote to email pests thinking they may dox themselves to him or be scared by police reports.

he's a retard

 

[Sue Lightning]

There was no police report. That was a joke edit. Read the nature and status.

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Ashcroft is a junkie faggot. “Why is Pat acting like he didn’t do this?” Probably because he didn’t do this.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The most annoying thing is this nixes my planned parody song.

Take a look at my yard
It's just an empty space
And my chairs coming back to me
Is against all odds.

Dude, I'm getting chills.

 

[Ashcroft]

Ashcroft is a junkie faggot. “Why is Pat acting like he didn’t do this?” Probably because he didn’t do this.

Oh, Sue.

 

[despacito69]

so, the farmer said the chairs were darker, maybe he took them in to re-oil them? Then he thought hmmm, I can show how bad my atalkers are by saying they were stolen! Remember pat is like that Douglas Adams monster that thinks its invisible if it closes its eyes, he is Dunning-Krüger in person, 1.7gpa and acts like a doctor of space physics. Always thinkjng zero moves ahead.

His plan probably was no more than "make my atalkers look bad", and he wrote to email pests thinking they may dox themselves to him or be scared by police reports.

he's a retard

Going off the CL photos and what's in this thread the chairs could have been re-stained prior to the alleged theft. IMO the color discrepancy is due to the sunlight bleaching colors, look how dull everything looks in this pic(well okay his lawn is half dead) and different cameras being used.
Cumia chairs looking different in every pic.

 

[PorqueDealer]

The chairs have been outside for nearly a year since his first pics.
There is likey to be color differences.

 

[despacito69]

First 3 photos were within days of each other. Craigslist multiphoto is the old one. My bad for not specifying that.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

 

[Turry Fawks]

Nice try, stlaker
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@Turk February said he was going to send Pat some chairs and it was basically a terroristic threat @Phish comments? Concerns?