Project: Spread the Fawkin Virus is underway.

[Heyfellas]

Congrats buddy.

you’re already better than Pat

 

[based and white pilled]

Baby seems FAWKIN HUGE! Congratulations, brotherman.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Congratulations

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Awww I’m so happy for you! Congrats!!

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You were there for the birth, you're already twice the father Pat is. Congratulations.

Oh wow I never thought about it….he wasn’t there for the birth of his only offspring. He probably didn’t even know until a week or so later.

What a fucking effeminate loser. Life just keeps dunking on him, and he changes nothing and learns nothing.

 

[guest]

What gender has it identified with? Time to hook up the lil fella with some hormone treatment for xer mental health.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Such a thick shock of hair. Name him Sampson and tell him someday to carry our torch. I have already been showing my toddler pictures of Pat and told him he's been trying to capture the Paw Patrol puppies so he can eat them

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Congratulations, man!

May someday our offspring come together to mock fat, stupid faggots on the internet together.

 

[Will Tate]

Congratulations, brotherman, I'm happy for you guys.
I imagine Auntie Mewler is crocheting the little one a stuffed toy with a pig snout and a runner's grimace as we speak.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Congratulations, i am happy for you, honestly.. i would tell you if i wasn't.

 

[guest]

Congrats brothaman!

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Congratulations, Phish. I'm sure you'll teach by example how important it is to be a guiding positive force in your child's life.

 

[handsomeblue]

Congratulations Phish! May your, child. be safely secured in all of your Vizio shoplifting endeavors.

 

[guest]

Congratulations brotherman!

 

[Caverlock]

That's great, brotherman! Very happy for you guys.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

No, atalker, I did not threaten to eat your baby. That is a stolen picture of my face photoshopped onto a character from the Austin Powers franchise. Identity theft, report and block.

 

[guest]

Did you make him Qadan? Anyways congratulations brotherman.

 

[OpieRadio]

Age.

Fawk. We're trying to have a real moment, why can't you guys ever have a real moment?

 

[RobertMewler]

Fawk. We're trying to have a real moment, why can't you guys ever have a real moment?

Sniff.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

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