Professional Twitter Cunt weighs in on cruelty in humor

[JumboYumYums]

But we like to "play with our food"



You also like to inhale large amounts of food, L. Ron Tubbard.

 

[Clint Ruin]

When I was 10 or so I threw a brick at a duck and killed it. I didn’t feel great about it and I still cringe thinking about it. I was bored and wanted to scare them and didn’t expect it to nail it right in the head.

I’m not gonna lie though shit was pretty funny.

Ducks gang-rape the females. So, if you think about it, there's a good chance you killed a gang-rapist.

 

[NoBacon]

Ducks gang-rape the females. So, if you think about it, there's a good chances you killed a gang-rapist.

That’s a very good point, brotherman. I did the right thing to completely honest witcha.

i’m going to go down to the lake with my ar15 and massacre all the ducks there.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Ducks gang-rape the females. So, if you think about it, there's a good chances you killed a gang-rapist.

"Despite making up only 13% of the waterfowl population..."

 

[Clint Ruin]

But we like to "play with our food"



You also like to inhale large amounts of food, L. Ron Tubbard.

Ugh, it's so fucking cringy whenever he stumbles on a new catchphrase and then shoehorns it in everywhere for a good year.

 

[Will Tate]

Ducks gang-rape the females. So, if you think about it, there's a good chance you killed a gang-rapist.

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[Harry Powell]

Patrick, I don’t abuse any animals. I kill mosquitos and horseflies. I’ll take regular flies and spiders and let them go outside.

You know what’s actually a cruel thing to do? Abandoning a child, you fat fuck

 

[Clint Ruin]

Patrick, I don’t abuse any animals. I kill mosquitos and horseflies. I’ll take regular flies and spiders and let them go outside.

You know what’s actually a cruel thing to do? Abandoning a child, you fat fuck

He cracks jokes frequently about how glad he is that Ashli Babbitt is dead, how the fuck is that not cruelty? Lying kid-abandoner hypocrite.

 

[Harry Powell]

But we like to "play with our food"



You also like to inhale large amounts of food, L. Ron Tubbard.

“His fans”, what a faghot

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

But we like to "play with our food"



You also like to inhale large amounts of food, L. Ron Tubbard.

He really liked that one, even though it's embarrassing instead of clever, tough or funny. Ol' repetitive Patrick "Nothing Going On Upstairs" Tomlinson.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He really liked that one, even though it's embarrassing instead of clever, tough or funny. Ol' repetitive Patrick "Nothing Going On Upstairs" Tomlinson.

My fucking neck itches every time I read that, it's so uncomfortable

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Well first of all it's hilarious to tear the wings off flies. They just crawl around like confused wingless retards. Buzz buzz buzz! Why am I not elevating? I have many eggs to lay in dog shit today!

Second of all Patrick is morbidly obese and now resembles a medieval fantasy rpg innkeeper.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

“How do you know your at a gay barbecue?.. The sausages taste like shit”

I can’t believe Patrick S. Tomlinson told that joke in his stand up, his rampant homophobia makes me sick.

 

[Meownaw]

Meanwhile he feeds his cat hot peppers, shoves it in Corona boxes and forces him into his shit stained underwear. Not even mentioning his pepperoni crimes... who is the real cruel one here?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Ugh, it's so fucking cringy whenever he stumbles on a new catchphrase and then shoehorns it in everywhere for a good year.

I stumbled on a new one, apparently "sparkle tits" was a verbal crutch of his for a while, too.

 

[guest]

When I was 10 or so I threw a brick at a duck and killed it. I didn’t feel great about it and I still cringe thinking about it. I was bored and wanted to scare them and didn’t expect it to nail it right in the head.

I’m not gonna lie though shit was pretty funny.

Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I stumbled on a new one, apparently "sparkle tits" was a verbal crutch of his for a while, too.

He is, and always has been, a legitimate pants-shitting retard.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Well first of all it's hilarious to tear the wings off flies. They just crawl around like confused wingless retards. Buzz buzz buzz! Why am I not elevating? I have many eggs to lay in dog shit today!

Second of all Patrick is morbidly obese and now resembles a medieval fantasy rpg innkeeper.

I worked with a guy who spent time in jail, he claimed they would pull the wings off flies and have them walk on their cocks and get "walked off" never heard of it since he said this, could be a tomlinson story

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I worked with a guy who spent time in jail, he claimed they would pull the wings off flies and have them walk on their cocks and get "walked off" never heard of it since he said this, could be a tomlinson story

This is one of the strangest things I've ever read.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Says the guy who wanted to make rape jokes about Roger Stone in prison but couldn't come up with any.

'Roger Stone' - both a name & an instruction spoken amongst his new cellmates

(just proving I'm better than Pat in 5 seconds)