Professional Twitter Cunt weighs in on cruelty in humor

[Clint Ruin]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

They don't spend $135K+ on LOLSuits, though.

 

[Raymond]

Says the guy who wanted to make rape jokes about Roger Stone in prison but couldn't come up with any.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pat confuses being a cunt and calling people names online with political punditry. He also confuses awkward bumbling with comedy. And fat with muscle. Etc

 

[Coonskin]

Didn't this guy use the f word (faggot) in his standup? Very hateful and problematic

 

[guest]

He's the one who wants his political opponents tortured, raped, and killed, and freedoms completely stripped away, but we're cruel because we tricked/outsmarted him into saying some funny stupid things that were recorded.

 

[AntSucks]

My brother tore wings off flies and I always hated him for it. I love animals. I won't even kill a spider. Wrong again, stlaker.

 

[guest]

He's the one who wants his political opponents tortured, raped, and killed

*ex-wife

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Didn’t he threaten to murder his ex wife and her second, better husband on stage at an open mic comedy show? But yeah, let’s overlook murdering the mother of his child (child) and talk about other people’s comedy. After all, it “pays the bills”, eh Fatrick?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

um who even gives a fuck about flies? lol

 

[TokenX]

I love animals and step out of the way of ants and flies and shit cause they're innocent. You're not innocent pig. You're a total cunt.

 

[Cuphead]

No child, I have not torn the wings off of flies.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

The same fucking hippo that gloats over deaths of unvaccinated people, to me that seems like cruelty for the sake of it. At least the brothermen's brand of whimsical cruelty also spreads the gift of laughter.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Says the guy who made a "accidental anal / missile that missed the Stargate" joke, expecting accolades, peals of laughter and Retweets. And when it didn't work out that way, blamed the fictional woman.

 

[guest]

I didn't really grow up with a lot of flies around me. Guess that was Pat's experience.

 

[Will Tate]

I won't even kill a spider.

The Mrs. goes ape-shit over them, but if they pull their weight and make sure no wasps or hornets get into the house, they can stay. THOSE motherfuckers can eat a dick, wish more kids would pull their wings off.
Sorry, I got stung 3 times last month mowing the lawn and I'm still bitter about it.

 

[Clint Ruin]

The Mrs. goes ape-shit over them, but if they pull their weight and make sure no wasps or hornets get into the house, they can stay. THOSE motherfuckers can eat a dick, wish more kids would pull their wings off.
Sorry, I got stung 3 times last month mowing the lawn and I'm still bitter about it.

I feel ya, mother fuckers built a nest under the handle of my recycling bin, I found that shit out the fun way

 

[NoBacon]

When I was 10 or so I threw a brick at a duck and killed it. I didn’t feel great about it and I still cringe thinking about it. I was bored and wanted to scare them and didn’t expect it to nail it right in the head.

I’m not gonna lie though shit was pretty funny.

 

[Brooke Shields]

He quite literally makes pepperoni out of black children, yet killing flies is on his barometer of morality

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I didn't really grow up with a lot of flies around me. Guess that was Pat's experience.

His father jerked off horses for fun and work. He regularly came home covered in manure and likely raven didn't do any housework because she was too educated. So the house was probably full of flies.

Maybe that's also what turned Pat gay. He was forced to be the housewife. He did all of the housework to please his mama raven including the monthly obligation blowjob for his horse fucking dad.