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"Pretend", a true crime podcast, did a triple feature on Pat published earlier this week. Includes interviews with Pat, Nikki and Hildy!

Slackjawed Cow

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Well he can't accuse himself so what's some of them other scapegoats we got?
He is just going to end up losing in court and having to pay more court fees. Its not going to solve his swatting problem. There has been only one person ever admitting to doing it but pat wont even mention or try to pursue them. Even people here and kiwi have tried to figure out who is doing it or where its coming from. At least start with the guy that admitted to doing it.
 

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Well he can't accuse himself so what's some of them other scapegoats we got?
The whole sick so-ciety, man! Owen's just his lousy exscape goat!
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Quite a few tidbids that have never been mentioned. I didnt know it was a daily team effort between them, battling trolls. I really thought she was in the dark and just taking his word for it. Hearing how devastated he was for getting banned before his book released was a rib tickler. I dont even remember what he posted for that ban. ( was it andrews info? I dont think it was) We saw what bad shape he was in after binging on booze to drown his sorrows just days after it happened.

 

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Quite a few tidbids that have never been mentioned. I didnt know it was a daily team effort between them, battling trolls. I really thought she was in the dark and just taking his word for it. Hearing how devastated he was for getting banned before his book released was a rib tickler. I dont even remember what he posted for that ban. ( was it andrews info? I dont think it was) We saw what bad shape he was in after binging on booze to drown his sorrows just days after it happened.

I thought it was a rape threat against Trump or something like that?
 

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Redditguy did a contact form bit.
Person targeted tweeted about it, encouraging all their followers to dogpile Lynne.
A few days later Lynne emails target, apologizing and stating that she's late to respond because she got out of the hospital.
Redditguy feels bad and takes a break from the contact form bit with Lynne.
About a week later the pig tells someone on twitter that he's glad their mother is dead.
Redditguy messages PBG, links the tweet of Pat celebrating someone's death. Informs Niki that the contact form bit is back in full swing because her husband is such a fucking cunt. She's talking about this message.

Niki is such a cunt. Redditguy is now never going to stop fucking with the Robinson family.
The contact form bit is also undeniably satire. It shows just how unhinged these people are that they would try to weaponize their following to destroy the reputation of some old lady because an obviously
Fake and ridiculous message came through their anonymous contact form. Hell in 90% of the cases it was probably the first time their contact form had ever been filled out.
 

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The contact form bit is also undeniably satire. It shows just how unhinged these people are that they would try to weaponize their following to destroy the reputation of some old lady because an obviously
Fake and ridiculous message came through their anonymous contact form. Hell in 90% of the cases it was probably the first time their contact form had ever been filled out.
Yeah, it shows how much their own kind will go off with bad info and attack anyone blindly. As niki would say " They eat their own"
 

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I thought it was a rape threat against Trump or something like that?
That was the first time, when the sub was still up. I think this was it



And the third thru eighth time was when he posted Andrews info and he was banned and restored like 6 times in a couple hours for doxxing before they left it up.
 

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He claimed that a "stlaker" visited his house and favorite bar and also that he'd been secretly photographed at conventions in DC, Chicago, etc. In the next breath he says his "stlakers" want to kill him.

I'm sorry Pig but if they really wanted to kill you, how come when they got within feet of you they only quietly took photos of you in public places and then otherwise left you alone to enjoy your day? Liar Pig, liar Pig and you know it!
 

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Thank you for doing the lords work Brotherman.
The podcast is called pretend… Piggy pretends to be a successful author and political pundit. It’s pretty fitting.
The Norm narration of the story between us and Pat will never not break a rib. RIP Saint Norm. You being hilarious found us the biggest LOLcow Frump with no taste in comedy to ever live.
 
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Did fatso post anything about this podcast appearance on any of his myriad social media accounts? Any links to it? If not, he must be seething over the finished product.

Anyway, it's clear these histrionic liars aren't working with a lawyer right now because they embellish and change their stories with each media appearance. If a lawyer is working with them they're either not taking his advice, which should be "Shut the fuck up, do not take any interviews, and cease and desist responding to the trolls," or it's a totally incompetent lawyer. Both scenarios are entirely possible.
 

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He claimed that a "stlaker" visited his house and favorite bar and also that he'd been secretly photographed at conventions in DC, Chicago, etc. In the next breath he says his "stlakers" want to kill him.

I'm sorry Pig but if they really wanted to kill you, how come when they got within feet of you they only quietly took photos of you in public places and then otherwise left you alone to enjoy your day? Liar Pig, liar Pig and you know it!
All he needed was one or two people to say that they wished he was dead and he lumps everyone into thinking that. " There is no camaraderie" then " They all want us dead". Not everyone hates him with the same intensity. You have people that have never contacted him and you have people that declared war on him for him trying to sue them or threaten their kids chubby hands. Its an individual choice on how close they want to get. I still think its silly that he tries to use getting his photograph taken at public book signings as "stalking". Especially when most of those pics were found from people that posted their photos from the event and he just happened to be in background sitting at the bar like he does everyday he leaves the house. They werent even taken by anyone from here. The DC ones where nobody approached him and passed out cards wasnt illegal.
 

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All he needed was one or two people to say that they wished he was dead and he lumps everyone into thinking that. " There is no camaraderie" then " They all want us dead". Not everyone hates him with the same intensity. You have people that have never contacted him and you have people that declared war on him for him trying to sue them or threaten their kids chubby hands. Its an individual choice on how close they want to get. I still think its silly that he tries to use getting his photograph taken at public book signings as "stalking". Especially when most of those pics were found from people that posted their photos from the event and he just happened to be in background sitting at the bar like he does everyday he leaves the house. They werent even taken by anyone from here. The DC ones where nobody approached him and passed out cards wasnt illegal.
Literally if someone wanted to kill Pat the time was when his belly being intimate with gravity had him trapped in the Rover position in his doorway. Bullet right through the asshole straight line to his fat clogged heart.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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All he needed was one or two people to say that they wished he was dead and he lumps everyone into thinking that. " There is no camaraderie" then " They all want us dead". Not everyone hates him with the same intensity. You have people that have never contacted him and you have people that declared war on him for him trying to sue them or threaten their kids chubby hands. It’s an individual choice on how close they want to get. I still think it’s silly that he tries to use getting his photograph taken at public book signings as "stalking". Especially when most of those pics were found from people that posted their photos from the event and he just happened to be in background sitting at the bar like he does everyday he leaves the house. They werent even taken by anyone from here. The DC ones where nobody approached him and passed out cards wasnt illegal.
I wish he would get a deserved beating. If he dies who am I going to laugh at? Live long and prosper, Piggy. I still pray you’ll be viciously assaulted because you’re a cunt and you kind of deserve it.
 

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I wish he would get a deserved beating. If he dies who am I going to laugh at? Live long and prosper, Piggy. I still pray you’ll be viciously assaulted because you’re a cunt and you kind of deserve it.
It would be fucking gay if he got beat up by his internet trolls. Pat can create that scenario with a normie without any help from people here or on kiwi. " I want to fight you for internet lols" is as lame as Pat is. Andrew was a retard for going out there and calling him out. I thought for sure he was going to get in legal trouble for that. ( Im glad how it turned out and that court audio is priceless but it was a stupid risk) I am surprised/disappointed in the 5 years watching him that he hasnt gotten into one at the local bar naturally.
 

Uncle Anthony Cumia

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It would be fucking gay if he got beat up by his internet trolls. Pat can create that scenario with a normie without any help from people here or on kiwi. " I want to fight you for internet lols" is as lame as Pat is. Andrew was a retard for going out there and calling him out. I thought for sure he was going to get in legal trouble for that. ( Im glad how it turned out and that court audio is priceless but it was a stupid risk) I am surprised/disappointed in the 5 years watching him that he hasnt gotten into one at the local bar naturally.
I would think his cunty attitude would at least get him a bloody nose. Although he would never admit if it happened.
 

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I wonder how Hildy got involved for this interview and not someone like Hacky Jackie.
Clearly Javier didn’t want another LOLcow in this story. Hildy is a LOLcow to US, but to be fair to him, he’s also never claimed to be some cybersecurity expert who’s gonna lock us up. He also doesent seem to get rattled when we shake his cage a bit, Which Hacky Jackie, Shane Nopes and Chris Dettone all claimed. And gave us LOLs for days with their pathetic “reveals”.
 
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