Post 1 thing that made you think, oh shit Pat may be legitimately retarded.

[Humanatee]

Just thought of another one - when he referred to the picture of him blowing Trump as "involuntary pornography".

He's such a fucking woman (tits and all).

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

This is like saying to an Indian at a water park "pick ONE woman to grope".

 

[EraGodless]

His classic line about not actually being fat, but just having "beer and brat fat on my face from living in Wisconsin during the winter". It's just the kind of thing a fucking retard would say.

Aspect ratios, child.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I can't remember which one I heard first I think it was the paint balloon thing. Or legitimately telling the world that he was in several knife fights.

 

[Humanatee]

Or legitimately telling the world that he was in several knife fights.

I still don't know what he means by "knife fights". Two people with knives go at it, one gets stabbed and killed and the other goes to jail for life. But he's apparently experienced in this ancient art and always came out on top.

Imagine even thinking to lie about that kind of stuff as a middle aged man. Total retard of a human being.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Eat my entire ass, child.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

"No, child, you did not fart in my wife's vagina."

Honestly, anything from back in that era when we figured out he has to respond to every single ridiculous thing that was said.

 

[JumboYumYums]

When he said a nazi attacked him with a knife and he wrote something like "he left with a broken arm and I left with the knife child!" At that point it was clear he has the mind of a 10 year old.

 

[Humanatee]

When he said a nazi attacked him with a knife and he wrote something like "he left with a broken arm and I left with the knife child!" At that point it was clear he has the mind of a 10 year old.

Remember his story about the guy who tried to carjack him and left bewildered because he couldn't drive stick. Patty cakes really does enjoy himself a good made up scenario.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I still don't know what he means by "knife fights". Two people with knives go at it, one gets stabbed and killed and the other goes to jail for life. But he's apparently experienced in this ancient art and always came out on top.

Imagine even thinking to lie about that kind of stuff as a middle aged man. Total retard of a human being.

Exactly it is preposterous! This is child like imagination. His mind is so poisoned with cape shit that he didn't think of real world consequences if he were to actually get in a knife fight.

 

[WheelchairFred]

"plane of the elliptical"

 

[Imager]

Some rascal texted Patrick in Spanish, and Patrick responded with his copypasta in Spanish.

It legitimately made me laugh out loud. The retard gets fucked with day in and day out, gets a Spanish stlaker text and responds in Spanish because you never know, he might have to go to court in Mexico some day or something.

Also saying he won’t let the idiots win. What exactly does keeping your phone number and responding to every text win you?

 

[Professor Rape]

Some rascal texted Patrick in Spanish, and Patrick responded with his copypasta in Spanish.

It legitimately made me laugh out loud. The retard gets fucked with day in and day out, gets a Spanish stlaker text and responds in Spanish because you never know, he might have to go to court in Mexico some day or something.

Also saying he won’t let the idiots win. What exactly does keeping your phone number and responding to every text win you?

I hate your avatar.

 

[Humanatee]

I hate your avatar.

I can hear that stupid fucking ditty those retards were singing every time I see it. Infuriating

 

[Imager]

I hate your avatar.

All you do is complain. I changed it for you to begin with!

 

[iBangedQuasi]

When he said a nazi attacked him with a knife and he wrote something like "he left with a broken arm and I left with the knife child!" At that point it was clear he has the mind of a 10 year old.

I think he also said somewhere he broke the arm of highschool bully or something?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

When he told his tweeting toilet “you are not a toilet”

 

[PickleRickle]

I'm at Updown

 

[UnPRePared]

Nerf gun with his name written on it was a bit eye opening.

"No, Mama Raven child, I will noT share my Toys with my beTTer, sTronger, more desirable brother!"