POLL: Have Pat and Niki already separated?

[Imager]

hypothetically speaking would there be amazon gift cards involved? how much skinnier would she get beforehand?

im just asking questions.

none and not a pound, funster. Are you doing da bit or not?

 

[kingship75]

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@Honey Badger , comment?

SPY REPORT! SPY REPORT!

 

[patrick is fat]

How it started
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How it’s going
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Sure pig, your marriage is “stronger than ever”

i have been calling salty truffle a lying faggot because i have no reason to believe him, but honestly niki's face in this pic makes me want to believe so bad. she looks fucking livid to the point that i would believe she is divorcing the fat retard sitting next to her. i think i have been convinced, and honestly if it's a bit it'll still be pretty funny, maybe funnier even because there is no way they aren't going to get divorced at some point in the future.

 

[guest]

 

[BoomerSperg]

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@Honey Badger , comment?

We got a real detective ovah heah

 

[Honey Badger]

We got a real detective ovah heah

I mean, that could be anybody

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

You would think Pat, who recently declared that house projects are done and it's time to enjoy them, couldn't resist taking a picture of him and his wife grilling or sitting in the chairs or bundling wires together haphazardly - whatever.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat got into standup comedy to cope with his separation from Ade:


Pat recently got back into standup after years of hiatus

coincidence?

 

[Steve Ramone]

You would think Pat, who recently declared that house projects are done and it's time to enjoy them, couldn't resist taking a picture of him and his wife grilling or sitting in the chairs or bundling wires together haphazardly - whatever.

Or just playfully eating plain white bread out of the bag together. Pat is all alone on the fart couch, covered in white breadcrumbs and childing stlakers.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Holy fuck, very risky to post when your employer is widely known.

Dan is such a big earner that he's got tenure, been made partner and owns a majority share of the stock, funster. He could be skipping workdays all year and lying around like a drunk bum at home like Don Draper and they wouldn't dare to fire him.

 

[Sue Lightning]

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The Danman is calling you out. Comment, Salted?

I think I actually fucking hate Dan. Dan teases shit he already has to promote his shitty “show”. Thats arguably worse than teasing something you’re unsure of happening / in progress.

Imagine if Josiah came out in the middle of tape 2 and said “I’M TROLLING PATRICK AND ACTING LIKE A JOURNALIST JUST WAIT GUYS!!!” The bit would get ruined. So why do we expect SET to reveal everything he has???

 

[Harry Powell]

I think I actually fucking hate Dan. Dan teases shit he already has to promote his shitty “show”. Thats arguably worse than teasing something you’re unsure of happening / in progress.

Imagine if Josiah came out in the middle of tape 2 and said “I’M TROLLING PATRICK AND ACTING LIKE A JOURNALIST JUST WAIT GUYS!!!” The bit would get ruined. So why do we expect SET to reveal everything he has???

What bits have you contributed, funster?

 

[Sue Lightning]

What bits have you contributed, funster?

I’LL TELL YOU THIS FRIDAY ON A NEW EPISODE OF NPS AT 8PM - FOLKS YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS

 

[bantadant]

Fucking "Board Gossip" time over here. According to a little birdie over on ronfez.net, a certain portly porcine may be packing his pork products and perusing his prenup presently

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Pat got into standup comedy to cope with his separation from Ade:


Pat recently got back into standup after years of hiatus

coincidence?

Goddamn it I didn't even pick up on that. Everything's falling into place. Nature is healing. Death threats towards Nikki coming soon. Stay tuned, vagueposters.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I 100% believe @Salted Earth Truffle on this.

There’s usually not a clean break. Patso’s gonna put in a token effort to keep her around etc.

But I believe this nigga.

Last time we had Dutch Wars and Wormkiller faggotry, it gave us 5 sinks and the whole Jackie Singh/Shane Nokes saga


With all the NoBacon/Jenna and CHH/CQ shitposting and forum wars, a blowout Pat saga is on the way. Hopefully his arteries.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Can't escape dat debt doe

Can you ask quasis how much debt it would be worth for some juicy dirt on pat and any other sfwa people she met?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

this would also explain why she'd agree to do NBC/Inside Edition, put the ring on, and pretend they're still a couple

Niki hasn’t been wearing her ring recently except on TV. I never paid attention before so maybe she’s never worn it consistently but idk.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Goddamn it I didn't even pick up on that. Everything's falling into place. Nature is healing. Death threats towards Nikki coming soon. Stay tuned, vagueposters.

26/ and due to the unrelenting, daily harassment of these obsessed sociopaths swatting us and our families, doxxing us, and threatening us, my lovely wife decided she could not take the situation anymore, and for her mental health, went in to hiding from our stlakers.

27/ and before anyone asks yes, we are very much still in love, she is just unable to deal with the cult of nazi fuck pancakes trying to destroy our lives, and drive us to suicide.