Pigger will be on a national news program, get your DVR ready!

[Dog Eater]

Nice fat forearms stupid.

 

[RobertMewler]

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Leslie and Mr. Smith (part-time PatTuber/vet/hates Pat but casually) giving Pat the old one-two.

Legitimately heartwarming seeing these two bust Pat's stones together.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

It's a Le Creuset isn't it? It's around $300.00. Probably the most expensive thing in that kitchen, and that includes the second hand store refrigerator that is too big for the room and partially blocks a doorway.

 

[Butterknife]

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Why does he have two (2!) Milwaukee Brewers 2022 schedule calendar magnets? That's not even the current season.

They are so fucking weird.

 

[RoTheHo69]

That was what they WANTED to shoot for B-Roll, damaged doors, marks on the walls, bills to show the costs of repairs caused by these swats only to have nothing. I bet the “they turned my heat off, it was like 50 degrees in here! I saw my breath! It almost killed our pets it was so cold!” Was him scrambling to come up with SOMETHING of note. Niki had to sit there while her retard of a husband made himself look insane and very fat.

I found out niki pays the power and gas bill because the stupid rube utility company shares this information publicly, nothing more. Thats a fucking lie. I know he was pissed off because some redditor texted him to ask him about it. I'm fairly certain no one did anything else.

Niki pays the bills

When I searched we-energies to check the outage status on niki's property using niki's number (https://www.we-energies.com/OutageManagement/Status/CurrentOutage) it shows she's the one paying the electric bill for both halves of the half-houses. When I searched using pat's number: Whats...

new.onaforums.net

 

[Meownaw]

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I'm trying to think of a "they are so poor they have to save the tootsiepop wrapper to get a free one" but I got nothing.

 

[NigelCumia]

Wait a minute, you look like a fat carnie and your wife looks like something that stumble out of the woods at a county fair in a Stephen King novel. We need one shot of you being sympathetic, something relatable.

Mmm, straight from the tap.

 

[NigelCumia]

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We don't owe a penny, Lester child. You missed the important part the judge said toward the end.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Why do they drink warm water from the tap if their fridge has a water filter?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

let's fucking goooo, we made it!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I bet it's not functional. That ancient piece of shit house probably can't support running a water line

It can’t even support Pat’s weight without developing seismic cracks in the walls and dents in the floors.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I bet it's not functional. That ancient piece of shit house probably can't support running a water line

don’t talk shit about quasis house

 

[Niki]

I found out niki pays the power and gas bill because the stupid rube utility company shares this information publicly, nothing more. Thats a fucking lie. I know he was pissed off because some redditor texted him to ask him about it. I'm fairly certain no one did anything else.

Niki pays the bills

When I searched we-energies to check the outage status on niki's property using niki's number (https://www.we-energies.com/OutageManagement/Status/CurrentOutage) it shows she's the one paying the electric bill for both halves of the half-houses. When I searched using pat's number: Whats...

new.onaforums.net

wheres the text lol its not in the thread

 

[RoTheHo69]

wheres the text lol its not in the thread

Patty says he pays the internet, phone and cable bills

I needed to correcT the recordT

new.onaforums.net

And to be fair he's not lying about the phone bill apparently because the CNAM record on Niki's phone number said his name last time I checked.

 

[kingship75]

It's a Le Creuset isn't it? It's around $300.00. Probably the most expensive thing in that kitchen, and that includes the second hand store refrigerator that is too big for the room and partially blocks a doorway.

What about the mobile dishwasher?

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I bet it's not functional. That ancient piece of shit house probably can't support running a water line

The fridge has a scary red warning light lit that says the filter needs to be changed.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

The fridge has a scary red warning light lit that says the filter needs to be changed.

I think that’s the default mode when the thing doesn’t work.