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The back of his pants had a fear pudding stain
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Pig talks about some car accident he was in, posts exploitable image
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At this point in his weight gain journey, this is the “way before” picture.
hey T you hear what I said, it’s his way before… never mind T.
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I agree, he’s clearly not a man of Harley means. He’s also too weak to control a Harley.
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Fucking kill yourself you obese internet shitdick retard
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Damn that’s not BBC, that’s MBC. Massive Black Cock. You a soldier Niki. Damn Girl.
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I bet the story itself never happened. I think he just took a photo by a downed tree and made the rest up.
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What would make me look bad ass and make it sound like Harleys suck?
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I wanna see Fatty and that Triumph fly off a cliff.
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Yup, he has posted that a few times. Why does he have to make up lame scenarios? Its so bizarre. His life is so boring that he has to go through old photos and come up with a lie just as a reason to post them because he hasnt done anything worth talking about.
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That one foot could rest comfortably on the neck of a guy overdosing on fentanyl.
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If he ever dumped one over on himself, he'd be stuck there squealing. My stepmom got a frantic call from her faggot ex husband one day saying that he was stuck under his Harley and needed help. So my dad, the guy who was now fucking the mother of his kids, had to go lift this skinny little bitch's bike off of him and tell him "these bikes clearly aren't for you."
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I went through the windshield but my muscle mass protected me. I'm sorry you're all so fragile compared to the ultimate male. Hush now.
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That's the thought I had as well. He came across the accident or saw it happen, but he was never in danger. Ol Action Movie Rick just had to insert himself into it though.
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This just made me realize how much he talks like one of those self-aggrandizing boomer Facebook memes.
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His bike is like 450 lbs and that's a decent sized tree. I could be wrong (I've never crashed a bike because I'm actually good at riding them) but I feel like his bike would've been fucked and the tree would have survived. Oh, and don't you think his running shoes look pretty spotless for a guy who just had to bail off his bike?
Edit: never mind. The tree's smaller than I thought. Either way, I just always assume he's lying.
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No, he's not claiming he hit the tree. Action Hero Rick says he adeptly steered his scooter out of the way and the drunk missed him and hit the tree and a library. What probably happened is that Rick was at a red light and saw this guy crash into the tree and library. He then puttered over on his shitty motorcycle and took a picture next to the tree.
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Oi moight, me n me muckas were avin a roight ol laff the ova noight, we were sat in Ooligans avin a roight knees up when some West Am pooftahs strolled in loik they owned tha place or sumfin.
Well, me n tha Brewer bois were avin nonna that, we gave em a right ol floggin we did. Thought we’d celebrate wif a nice mug of sea aged whiskey we did when all offa sudden tha owld bill came bargin in. We tried doin a runna, but we got kettled in by tha fuzz in Ooligans car park, fackin travesty if u ask me, can’t even ave a fackin tear up wif some West Am wankas wif owt gettin banged up by some a that Trump blokes storm troopers dese days, yknow wot i mean?
Well, me n tha Brewer bois were avin nonna that, we gave em a right ol floggin we did. Thought we’d celebrate wif a nice mug of sea aged whiskey we did when all offa sudden tha owld bill came bargin in. We tried doin a runna, but we got kettled in by tha fuzz in Ooligans car park, fackin travesty if u ask me, can’t even ave a fackin tear up wif some West Am wankas wif owt gettin banged up by some a that Trump blokes storm troopers dese days, yknow wot i mean?
So the guy failed to hit Pat( a very large target.) Hit a tree then a library, and before Pat as a “rage monster” could kick his ass the cops instantly showed up and arrested him for drunk driving. Thus saving him from a beating at the hands of an actual tough guy. That drunk will never know how close he came to being spoon fed his own teeth.
Where were these super cops when my man Burnell got shot? He’s a novelist who can’t write plausible fiction.
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I get it now, Twitter is just a circle jerk.