Pig said he'd "give up everything" for a chance to embarass his daughter

[Slackjawed Cow]

Knowing that Pat doesn’t actually care about other people and their interests he just assumed his daughter would like this because he likes Star Wars. He has no idea what she’s into and doesn’t bother to find out because in his insane warped mind whatever he likes is the greatest and everything else is stupid. He can’t relate to other people because he’s so far up his own ass and can’t understand that not everyone likes what he likes. Instead of getting his daughter something she would actually like he gives her some bullshit he saw at Target because he likes Star Wars.

Sorry about never meeting you.

Here is a Porg.

 

[Raymond]

He couldn't be such an embarrassment on Twitter if he had to put time into parenting. So maybe he actually did give up everything to embarrass his daughter, including his daughter.

Think about it.

 

[Imager]

Don't worry Pat. Your daughter will be plenty embarrassed the day she finds out about you and discovers this board.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Sorry about never meeting you.

Here is a Porg.

The day will come when they decide to meet at a park, as they get closer Pat will start doing his "I am your father" imitation voice with no response from Annabelle, Pat will continue this until the are standing in front of each other, still with no response and just a puzzled look on Annabelle, Pat says you know like Star Wars you had have seen it, she says no I'm an adult, Pat informs her "child you are no child of mine"