Pig said he'd "give up everything" for a chance to embarass his daughter

[RobertMewler]

He said it with some irony; his point being that he'd love to be in his daughter's life like that but she isn't allowed to know him.

REALLY, PIG!??

You are a hunk of shit pretending to be a victim and begging for pity from other men.

No, Pig. YOU signed away your rights to your daughter three times. YOU were the one to make unreasonable visitation demands (per Jon). YOU never lifted a finger and gave up NOTHING to be in your daughter's life. You have zero place to call that girl your daughter or claim you are a father.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/712765639883169792

https://archive.is/RLRQO

I don't even want to know what Rakdaddy could have written (then deleted) about embarrassing his own daughter in the first place.

And what's with the pizza icon Jay Swanson uses? Is he another Dr. Pizza/Peter Bright? He's the guy who took Pig and Niki around Paris in that honeymoon video. https://twitter.com/jayonaboat

 

[guest]

Give up what exactly?

 

[RobertMewler]

Give up what exactly?

E V E R Y T H I N G

Yeah, right! What - the house? Susan? His moped? Niki? He's just lying. Again.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Look at his last tweet. He only brought up Annabelle so he could larp as a dark and damaged comedian. Pathetic.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Chins up, pig. You've left a trail of embarrassment online that your daughter will no doubt see one day, if she hasn't already.

#DreamsDoComeTrue

 

[peckafacce]

When the reality is he GAVE up everything to make sure he would never be a part of her life.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Ok, Fat saying he's "learned how to deal." Is a pretty fucking good joke. Maybe I was wrong about his stand up.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

He’s the sad clown

 

[RobertMewler]

Look at his last tweet. He only brought up Annabelle so he could larp as a dark and damaged comedian. Pathetic.

Totally. He doesn't even bother to larp as a comedian anymore. He's terribly lazy.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

At this point it’s best she never meet him because of the embarrassment he would bring her. Imagine the shame if your father was an unemployed fat loser who spends his days getting into fights with Internet strangers and hangs out with pedos in SFWA.

 

[Will Tate]

Look at his last tweet. He only brought up Annabelle so he could larp as a dark and damaged comedian. Pathetic.

Just broooooding, child.

 

[Raymond]

I'm very glad that child has the privilege of not knowing this piece of shit. And I'm glad that she perceives Jon as her father. She's hopefully too far removed from that fucking pig to even be embarrassed should she find out about him.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This thread gives me a boner1.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Every day we spend trolling Patrick, Annabelle gets one day older. How old is she now? 9, 10, 11? When I was that age - no lie - I figured out a scheme to troll AOL chat rooms into believing I was a WWF wrestler by signing up for "official" WWF usernames. Those upperclassmen elementary school years, getting ready for middle school, you're still a little kid but you're not a retarded little 5-year-old, and I barely had access to the internet, no smart phone or tablet.

I don't know which scenario is funnier - aware Annabelle looking up her bio father and verifying what an embarrassment he is. Or Annabelle being so happy with her parents Jon & Ade that she doesn't even care about Patrick, she's completely obsessed with BTS or whatever.

 

[guest]

[URL='https://youtu.be/uMKV1wvGG74']He’s the sad clown [/URL]

He goes about in pity for himself!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Fatrick took his lizard to get an x ray but won't send a card with a few bucks to his daughter. He did this during a literal pandemic. The lizard died a day later.

 

[guest]

John Wayne Gacy's kids chose never to see him again after he was convicted of sodomising some boy (before he started murdering.) That's the kind of situation where you never see your kids again. Because you raped some kid. Either Fat is lumping (pun intended) himself together with scum like that or he's lying through his yellow teeth. No court is just going to deny a father visitation rights if he hasn't done anything illegal.

 

[guest]

Fatrick took his lizard to get an x ray but won't send a card with a few bucks to his daughter. He did this during a literal pandemic. The lizard died a day later.

It killed itself.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

When you gave up Annabelle you did give up everything you pathetic fatass. Now your life is pointless, and toys and alcohol are your only escape. Booze and star wars toys won't be there to comfort you on your death bed, nor will they carry on your legacy.

 

[RobertMewler]

Fatrick took his lizard to get an x ray but won't send a card with a few bucks to his daughter. He did this during a literal pandemic. The lizard died a day later.

He tried grooming her into Star Wars horse shit. I hope Jon opened the wrapping, saw the toy, then threw it out before that little girl could be corrupted.