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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Christ I hate people who try to make other people feel stupid over an easy misunderstanding or not knowing some ultimately unimportant reference.

He could've just said "Oh yeah, that's the one I meant" but he had to add the ellipses to convey his exasperation at how this fucking IDIOT could possibly not know that.

Here's why he misunderstood the post, fat fuck: The movie is called Matrix Resurrections, as he called it. You just wrote The Matrix with two pill emojis beside it. First off, it's not called The Matrix II, and my brain basically ignores all emojis at this point so I also read it as The #Matrix.

It's actually so easy to be a likeable person. He puts more effort into consistently being a prick piece of shit to people who are being polite to him than I do being friendly to people. Then again, my main likable trait is that I'm funny and Pat's not capable of that.
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I saw this and realized I will never experience catharsis: witnessing him burning alive.
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Mikekeke

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Christ I hate people who try to make other people feel stupid over an easy misunderstanding or not knowing some ultimately unimportant reference.

He could've just said "Oh yeah, that's the one I meant" but he had to add the ellipses to convey his exasperation at how this fucking IDIOT could possibly not know that.

Here's why he misunderstood the post, fat fuck: The movie is called Matrix Resurrections, as he called it. You just wrote The Matrix with two pill emojis beside it. First off, it's not called The Matrix II, and my brain basically ignores all emojis at this point so I also read it as The #Matrix.

It's actually so easy to be a likeable person. He puts more effort into consistently being a prick piece of shit to people who are being polite to him than I do being friendly to people. Then again, my main likable trait is that I'm funny and Pat's not capable of that.
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Pat's idea of 'playing it cool' is to be an autistic bull in a china shop, knocking over fine plates and glass cabinets while sneering that they were shoddily made anyway and not worth displaying. His lack of introspection should be studied at universities.
 
TheDarkFezRises

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
Christ I hate people who try to make other people feel stupid over an easy misunderstanding or not knowing some ultimately unimportant reference.

He could've just said "Oh yeah, that's the one I meant" but he had to add the ellipses to convey his exasperation at how this fucking IDIOT could possibly not know that.

Here's why he misunderstood the post, fat fuck: The movie is called Matrix Resurrections, as he called it. You just wrote The Matrix with two pill emojis beside it. First off, it's not called The Matrix II, and my brain basically ignores all emojis at this point so I also read it as The #Matrix.

It's actually so easy to be a likeable person. He puts more effort into consistently being a prick piece of shit to people who are being polite to him than I do being friendly to people. Then again, my main likable trait is that I'm funny and Pat's not capable of that.
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Also the fact that he said it feels like it did 22 years ago makes it look like he's talking about the original movie. Fat fucking idiot.
 
Naked_Militiaman

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TheDarkFezRises said:
Also the fact that he said it feels like it did 22 years ago makes it look like he's talking about the original movie. Fat fucking idiot.
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This is exactly why the guy was confused. If he had just said The Matrix without the addendum above most people would probably assume he meant the new movie because it's new and gay and they know how Pat is, but since he has no grasp of the English language (which is nationalist bullshit anyway right Pat?) his dumb follower and anyone else reading thought he meant the old movie trailer. And of course Pat can't just swallow his pride and admit he's a retard, he has to pretend like you're? the? problem? I'd love to see him get beaten to a pulp like Morpheus but without the heroic rescue.
 
Torque’sHeadBump

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He's gonna file for bankruptcy. He's been a magnificent lolcow. The best there's ever been. Fat, too. But his udders have run dry.

We made his hair turn gray. We've made him gain 50 pounds. We've made him look 10 years older. Actually, allow me to retort - he made himself do all those things. It's all his fault.

The three-year anniversary of Norm-11 is tomorrow. In my view there is no more humor to be liposuctioned from his tremendous girth. It's time to turn the page.

Rahul, it's been a pleasure. You pooskin nigger.
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