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He's already shitfaced, what a colossal embarrassment of a human being.
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Pig is sperging out about the new Matrix movie right now
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He's already shitfaced, what a colossal embarrassment of a human being.
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Even more sperging, looks like tonight is going to an especially autistic night.
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We all know that never happened. Why lie pat? These useless lies that he cant help but post because he doesnt have any real stories to tell. This is why nobody likes you.
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This didn’t happen. People that don’t even know music have heard of Led Zeppelin, especially someone in their 20’s and would know they are an old band. Plus that song was used in a Shrek movie about a decade before. Are you going to tell me 20 somethings have never heard of The Beatles?
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Well, both of you don't know what you're talking about, according to the pig, they put the guy down.
He is honestly reaching levels of cringe that I not thought possible. Who knew that his autism was especially bad around the fucking Matrix?
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His pathetic thirst for trying to get attention on what is currently trending is laughable. What other lame lies and cold takes do you have next pat?
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That never fucking happened you lying sack of shit. He is so exhausting. I'd wager that he didnt know a single Zeplin song until his capeshit had them.
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This obsession actually makes sense. Pig views himself as the real life Neo - The One - destined to fight the machine and save humanity through bitchily tweeting out all socially approved opinions.
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It would be great if he went full-blown delusional with this. I hope he provokes a couple of brothas in his neighborhood and tries to stop their bullets with his hand.
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The whole random 20 year bumping into a conversation about the “new” band Led Zeppelin is the biggest of all his lies. Especially since Led Zep shirts have been sold at places like target for decades and immigrant song sounds old if you don’t know it. Also I’m sure HE brought it up to the bartender and he just nodded along to be friendly to the bar’s resident retard and he crafted this lie.
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I like that he wants people to believe he’s seen as the cool guy at bars that people come up and start conversations with. He’s been sitting alone for years in silence.
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He'll ask Twitter if it's okay to kill you if you do appraoch him, so what's a Milwaukeean to do?
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In his mind, he’s the Fonz.
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Hes gonna be eating tranny poop while he watches it in his jammies
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You're saying I'm fa-fa-fa-fa-, fa-fa-fa-fa-FAT, child?!
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In his tweet he spelled it Martix: Resurection, it’s a two word title and you got them both wrong you useless bloated illiterate cunt.
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Jesus, it's like NPC Bingo with that tweet.
Also, it's INSURRECTION, with TWO r's, Mr. Professional Author.
Someone should remind Father of the Year about The Matrix's REAL lasting legacy - that being, of course, Columbine.
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They weren't goths just because everyone dressed in black leather, you unbelievable dipshit. Goth have a whole other attitude and aesthetic going on, but Pat sees black leather and no smiles and he thinks either "goth" or "pepperoni-making."
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Pretty sure pat never saw real goths. They were all hot topic kids.
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He def didn’t, he didn’t even go to school with black guys, his high school basketball team was 100% white. His school was a bunch of farmers.