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Whoever came up with "Thatprick is Tomlinson" needs to 
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He was thinking about Rahul as he was stating his name, i'm just shocked he didnt say his name was Patcanyon Boykinlinson
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with cutting time mats Rick ran not even half a half-marathon
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Anyone have that quote of his where it's something like "I'm a marathon-runner who's obsessed with lifting weights, and I also write sci-fi."
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First, how could you run a half marathon dressed like that? He's dressed to sit around in chilly weather. If it were freezing that's too much clothing.You mean these?
My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.
Second, I never noticed but is he clutching his shirt sleeves? Like a full-on retard running while clutching his shirt sleeves? This is clear, photographic evidence he's a sperg.
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He probably called someone bodaggit years before Napoleon Dynamite came out.
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He always manages to find the sweet spot to make his lies extra unbelievable, but he doesn't know it because he has no frame of reference for the things he lies about.
Whats your routine?
Some exercises. Next question.
How often do you work out?
Almost several times per week
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Pat has a weird fetish involving the government protecting him from aggressive men.
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Lemme just stop you right there. He thinks at all times like someone with a 1.7 GPA who learned nothing from "Problem Solving" class, whatever that is. Same guy who first claimed the report card wasn't his but then later crowed that it was his illegally obtained report card.
In summary, he is not a smart man.
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You mean these?
My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.
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They both belong in the zoo
They both belong in the zoo
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How else was he supposed to stay warm while cutting the course?
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I can hear the picture of Pat in his dumb red Mustang hoodie, “running” the half marathon, breathing heavy and him shuffling his feet. I don’t have the picture but I know everyone knows which one I’m talking about.
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I've never run a full, but I have run seven or eight halves and that's plenty far enough, thank you. I didn't run them quickly, either. But I ran them faster than the 98% of the population who will never run one.www.threads.net
No effect on his life!
What happened to “what’s your PB, sweetie?” Where’s this semi-humility from?
Almost like he would instantly have his shitty times posted by an army of fact checking funsters…
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Nice running in a hoodie and jeans, stupid. He probably wore jeans during gym class too.You mean these?
My favorites are the ones with the two girls behind the fence clearly laughing directly at Pat. Here's one. I don't know why I don't see the other.
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She looks like a 350lb Chrissie Mayr