Pedo Ally Eric Hildeman admits he's already taking precautions against Owen for his Milwaukee Falcon Convention

[AliceWorquer]

If he kept his yap shut we wouldn't have even found put about this loser get-together. It's not like he's leveraging his online following for marketing. Attendance will be exactly the same whether he promotes it or not.

Fuck, I really hate Hildy and his podcast. He is such a smug know it all faggot and listening to him is overwhelming like a terrible stench.
He's not even a pseudo-intellectual. He's like a pseudo-pseudo-(pedo) intellectual. He barely even attempts any kind of smartest guy in the room analysis and when he does he doesn't use any actual facts. Everything is vague figures or "some guy" or "I think it was...". Even on super simple shit he is supposed to be invested in and could look up in two seconds. He is the fucking worst.

 

[Random username]

He sounds exactly as he looks.

 

[captain_kamala]

Nobody's going. Nobody is in his gay club. Nobody shares his interests. I hope he loses lots of money on this

 

[Opesterino]

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Nobody's going. Nobody is in his gay club. Nobody shares his interests. I hope he loses lots of money on this

How very white supremacist of them. Shouldnt they be twerking and shaking like that nigger jew star wars bitch?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Nobody's going. Nobody is in his gay club. Nobody shares his interests. I hope he loses lots of money on this

I know 3 people who are going, 100%. This guy wants to travel to Michigan to ruin my Hank Williams Jr. concert, i'll go and setup a protest.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nobody's going. Nobody is in his gay club. Nobody shares his interests. I hope he loses lots of money on this

I like that he’s such a loser even Pat ignores him and is obviously embarrassed to have Hildy as a defender.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

"Patrick has just plain had enough"

Has he?

But don't we work for him?

Also I hope he's still a superhost by then and his place is available for it.

 

[Kinderman]

Nobody's going. Nobody is in his gay club. Nobody shares his interests. I hope he loses lots of money on this

SCA people? Sexualizing Children Association people? Sick guy. Also his crowd is far too fat to learn any kind of dance.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Can't wait to see an empty room with 4 people just standing around!

 

[UnPRePared]

It's not about the tits. It's about sending a message.

What, that everything burns (when you pee)?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

You know, for a "MENSA member" he seems pretty retarded.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Lightsaber Tournament​

The Sabre Legion has a strong presence in Wisconsin, and they’ve been invited to do a off-circuit lightsaber tournament. Plans are still pending, so watch this space for further developments.

I'm seriously considering attending Falcon Con to compete in the lightsaber tournament. I've got a crackpipe full of kyber crystals that allows me to cast endless force lightning in between nods

Hey Eric, sorry about your sister. I had no idea turning to the dark side involved so much sex with lazy eyed men, but needless to say I regret not knowing sooner.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Does he have a speech impediment or is he actually saying "scoun-troll"? This is the type of thing that only a dullard would think is clever.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Hildy: im taking steps to protect myself from some trolls who I engage and talk about

no one asked.
because no-one cares about you Hildy.
He's more Paul weimer than a Pat.
It's probably what makes him so pathetic.
Had it not been for his sister he would be completely forgotten about by now.

 

[stealthygeek]

I wonder how many of those convention freaks will still be wearing masks in September 2025

Vaccinations are mandatory even though they're not actually checking.

Owen also gets a shout out on the Code of Conduct page and I'm pretty sure the 2nd screenshot is inspired by Lonely Rick.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Vaccinations are mandatory even though they're not actually checking.

Owen also gets a shout out on the Code of Conduct page and I'm pretty sure the 2nd screenshot is inspired by Lonely Rick.

lol, and who exactly is going to enforce that?

No one, because this shit will be cancelled due to no ticket sales. Unless that’s the point and this is just a honeypot for boomia.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" You are raping my image if you take a photo."

Who is going to police and enforce photographic consent?

This is going to be a huge flop.

 

[PorqueDealer]

" You are raping my image if you take a photo."

Who is going to police and enforce photographic consent?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His delivery makes him sound like he's tootin' on a cock between sentences. Fucking faggot.