Pauls third time barely mentioning his birthday this year

[Honoria]

"Charlie Brown Syndrome"??

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

What is he 5?

Nah but his dream girl is…

 

[WheelchairFred]

Only day worth remembering in October is 10/3. Poor lil' mug.

 

[Mike Glyer]

See also

Paul being a girl about his birthday again

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Hey paul, if you kill yourself you wont have to experience any more birthdays. Just saying.

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Be sure to bully him extra hard on October 5th

I don't think I've expected a gift for my birthday since I was in my teens. Who would be buying you gifts, Paul the Lonely? Fucking spinster.

And if you had any ability to succeed in life you would have run out of shit to be gifted years ago. I want something, I buy it. #MullenBucks

 

[BUBBLER]

I actually think that would work for @Sue Lightning , I want to see Boq go and beat him with a shoe

Fixed.

 

[BoomerSperg]

What fucking grown man asks for birthday gifts? What is he 5?

no wonder his family hates him

 

[LiberalPussy]

If I worked where he worked, I’d fuck with him every single day. I know he’d be too much of a pussy to report me.

 

[captain_kamala]

Only day worth remembering in October is 10/3. Poor lil' mug.

And that just happens to be my birthday lol
I don't know how astrology works, how did the planets change so much in the 2 days between my bday and Paul's that made me awesome and him pathetic?

 

[CuntFucker .]

What's the point of reading if it's only faggot shit that leads to this kind of writing style?

 

[fricklefrackle]

He tweeted this 3 minutes after I made the thread. Hi Paul.

So he's here?
Here, Paul. Your personal paradise can be just one step away.

 

[Steve Ramone]

If he wasn't such a coward he'd make sure this was his last.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Here, Paul:

 

[DominusOdium]

I just assumed he'd be spending another birthday with something in his asshole while playing that fucking Marvel Puzzle Quest shit he loves so fucking much.

But hey if anybody is looking for a gift, Paul has some very heterosexual, not closeted at all gift ideas...

 

[Antwan2]

Asking for my gifts… Yo hes like 60 and thinks he should be entitled to gifts

I’m dying

 

[captain_kamala]

I just assumed he'd be spending another birthday with something in his asshole while playing that fucking Marvel Puzzle Quest shit he loves so fucking much.

But hey if anybody is looking for a gift, Paul has some very heterosexual, not closeted at all gift ideas...

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I expect https://www.pinterest.com/princejvstin to be privated in 5 min since we know you're here all the time, you little creep, so get your shopping done now!

So fucking creepy

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

So he's here?
Here, Paul. Your personal paradise can be just one step away.

That's not what they mean when they say 72 virgins, paul

 

[Stent]

Another birthday is a reminder of how much I miss my mother since her passing. I don't need a birthday cake at my age, but the joy it brought her to make my childhood favorite of chocolate cake with my name spelled out in jellybeans was always the real gift I wanted. I love and miss you, mom. - Paul's brother probably.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I thought we were in the Big Balls Paul era after he won those 2 Hugo's. But he's right back to being a fucking pussy.

 

[WheelchairFred]

And that just happens to be my birthday lol
I don't know how astrology works, how did the planets change so much in the 2 days between my bday and Paul's that made me awesome and him pathetic?

I actually remembered that. Between your nudes and your doxxing and life details, I know you more intimately than most of the girls I've dated.

 

[captain_kamala]

I actually remembered that. Between your nudes and your doxxing and life details, I know you more intimately than most of the girls I've dated.

Yall got a couple weeks to organize something for me