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Pat's book sales numbers

Slackjawed Cow

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in the black has been out over a year and was a massive flop. It’s not going to catch on now, piggy at a dumb convention. Especially since a majority of his books are sitting in boxes in his house. Don’t forget, his home is consider a “book store” for tax reasons that only sell books from one fat author.
" You hear that Tor? My following demands a sequel to In the Black."
 

Slackjawed Cow

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And that’s the current extent of his “experience” getting one book turned into a series. Tweet that people DEMAND a sequel even though you haven’t come close to selling 500 copies.
Maybe you missed the free chilis gift card child. My following showers me in Southwest eggrolls and loaded potato skins because they are demanding a sequel.
 

garbageman2244

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Wow. actual NPD numbers. that poster really hooked this place up.

Can't wait to be able to post these numbers when fat runs his mouth on Twitter again about being a "successful" writer.
I have a feeling we're going to see as much of that as we did him bragging about half-marathons after that proof was posted. So far we've taken the titles "comedian" and "runner" from him. He'll probably claim "magician" or something to pad his bio. I can't wait to see what happens nexxsssT.
 

victor_sanchez

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I have a feeling we're going to see as much of that as we did him bragging about half-marathons after that proof was posted. So far we've taken the titles "comedian" and "runner" from him. He'll probably claim "magician" or something to pad his bio. I can't wait to see what happens nexxsssT.
the only title remaining by the end will be "fat."
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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He doesn't care. He claimed to be an "author" only to get a Twitter checkmark. I'm not in publishing but I'll venture a guess and say there's nearly no money to be made in writing novels anymore. Probably doubly so in the Sci Fi genre, and triply so when your references are either out of date like Fonald Plump or soon will be like Susan Kamala.

He'd make more money bussing tables on weekends like I did when I was 15, which also had the added benefit of actually providing a productive service to the world.
 

TorqueWheeler

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