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Not as in shape but being 6’1” helps big time.Long covid Cumia boomer rant here but here goes:
I’m 32 - 5”9 and 160lb.
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Not as in shape but being 6’1” helps big time.Long covid Cumia boomer rant here but here goes:
I’m 32 - 5”9 and 160lb.
He would have been a Nazi for sureFat Pat Tomlinson would be the first person to light the match and destroy the people/group/whatever he thinks is wrong as the time. He believes in large-scale control rather than individual freedoms. It’s always right and wrong, black and white. He’s the most classic fascist imaginable.
It’s the meal prepping that’s holding me back brother. I’m almost 40 and I’m not dealing with the slow down in my metabolism well. Got a little spare tire. You’ve inspired me to make an honest effort to make the time to cook.
Blockwart Blob. No kidding or exaggeration: He would have loved that regime.He would have been a Nazi for sure
Fat Pat Tomlinson would be the first person to light the match and destroy the people/group/whatever he thinks is wrong as the time. He believes in large-scale control rather than individual freedoms. It’s always right and wrong, black and white. He’s the most classic fascist imaginable.
Emperor Hero EatoBurrito Mussolini ova here
Chairman ChowPol Potbelly
Pretty sure he'd push the button on 15 year old girl Trump supporters.It's this crazy combination of being narcissistically stupid, (aka nobody else on the planet can teach me anything) incredibly gullible (believing any propaganda that confirms his biases) and incredibly hateful under the guise of "I'm doing the right thing by fighting the bad people".
But Patty is so self-involved in his inherent "goodness" that you can practically convince him to hate anyone, as long as it's trendy and gets him attention. (Them) is Trump voters, (them) is the unvaccinated, (them) is every straight white male except for him because the rest of us hate gays (we like porn lesbians tho) and routinely harass women. Remember when (them) was everyone in America who didn't live in a major city, us cityfolk are gonna let you die of neglect while we ship in our groceries from Canada? Forever coming up with elaborate punishments for (them), as (they) did not obey Patrick's orders and must now face the consequences. Does he have a fucking soul anywhere in that fat body of his? Doesn't care about his biological daughter, got a cat so he can force it to sit in boxes and call it a motherfucker, spends his days fantasizing about punishing half the country. 46,000 people he refers to as his "fans" but not a single friend to go get a beer.
If you ever feel guilt over trolling this guy: imagine if he had the means to lock all of us, our SOs, all your dumb kids in a room. Some black ops CIA whoever tells him if he presses this button, the room fills with poison gas and he watches everyone choke to death. The Cumia bros aren't pushing that button. Jimmy definitely wouldn't push the button. Patrick would smirk, think up a cheesy 80s action movie line (all you had to do was leave me alone, now I have the last laugh), push the button, gleefully watch us all as our lungs liquidate in our chests, and then treat himself to a delicious pizza as a reward for his "victory".
Swinerich HimmlerChairman Chow
Il DouchebagSwinerich Himmler
It's this crazy combination of being narcissistically stupid, (aka nobody else on the planet can teach me anything) incredibly gullible (believing any propaganda that confirms his biases) and incredibly hateful under the guise of "I'm doing the right thing by fighting the bad people".
But Patty is so self-involved in his inherent "goodness" that you can practically convince him to hate anyone, as long as it's trendy and gets him attention. (Them) is Trump voters, (them) is the unvaccinated, (them) is every straight white male except for him because the rest of us hate gays (we like porn lesbians tho) and routinely harass women. Remember when (them) was everyone in America who didn't live in a major city, us cityfolk are gonna let you die of neglect while we ship in our groceries from Canada? Forever coming up with elaborate punishments for (them), as (they) did not obey Patrick's orders and must now face the consequences. Does he have a fucking soul anywhere in that fat body of his? Doesn't care about his biological daughter, got a cat so he can force it to sit in boxes and call it a motherfucker, spends his days fantasizing about punishing half the country. 46,000 people he refers to as his "fans" but not a single friend to go get a beer.
If you ever feel guilt over trolling this guy: imagine if he had the means to lock all of us, our SOs, all your dumb kids in a room. Some black ops CIA whoever tells him if he presses this button, the room fills with poison gas and he watches everyone choke to death. The Cumia bros aren't pushing that button. Jimmy definitely wouldn't push the button. Patrick would smirk, think up a cheesy 80s action movie line (all you had to do was leave me alone, now I have the last laugh), push the button, gleefully watch us all as our lungs liquidate in our chests, and then treat himself to a delicious pizza as a reward for his "victory".
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Is that leykis in your avatar?
Not as in shape but being 6’1” helps big time.
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