Patrick S. Tomlinson (NOT a pedophile) drank Mountain Dew for 20+ years

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I bet he doesn’t even drink Earl Grey, fat uncultured swine

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Try water like a normal person you fat fuckin pig. Oh and you know how I get my caffeine kick? I don't. I just drag my ass out of bed, take a shower and wake up naturally. But of course special boy Pat has to take the faggier alternative to coffee because he sometimes pretends to be an upper class British lady.

Downton Flabby

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I bet he doesn’t even drink Earl Grey, fat uncultured swine

I bet he drinks Earl Grey because that's what Captain Picard drinks.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he drinks Earl Grey because that's what Captain Picard drinks.

Agreed. That and his unhealthy urge to act like he is from England.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The fucking rube went to Liverpool for his honeymoon. So culturally fucked that it was un-registered as a historic site recently.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I wonder why his YouTube channel never took off. This is top quality content right here. Just the kind of wacky stuff his fellow kids are creating on the Tik Toks.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Daily drinker of Mt Dew?

Jesus what a character. Drinks that instead of coffee. I wonder why he hates coffee. Fat diabetic rube.

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesal...ain-dew-mouth-is-destroying-appalachias-teeth

 

[Brooke Shields]

of course he's always hyperbolic, but let's consider he'd have more than 1 some days while others having none

that's 52 pounds of sugar from 1 kind of soda alone

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I've got to add this to the white trash Patso list:

• Unemployed
• Small, dilapidated residence
• Clueless gun owner
• Cheap, illfitting clothing
• Motorcycle
• Mustang Enthusiast
• Fat Drunk
• Unused Gym Equipment
• Community College Dropout
• Welfare Recipient - any goverment assistance counts
• Displays worthless reproduction movie memorabilia
• Lived in Florida (I'll take my L on this one)
• Drinks Mt. Dew

These are all the trappings of a white trash hick loser. Patrick aught to just lean into it at this point. Get that Foo Fighters shirt with the concert dates on the back and wear it around. Have Nikkki move the gym equipment to the back yard. Buy a lawnmower, then leave it outside to rust.

The fucking guy is such a low class piece of shit.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Try water like a normal person you fat fuckin pig. Oh and you know how I get my caffeine kick? I don't. I just drag my ass out of bed, take a shower and wake up naturally. But of course special boy Pat has to take the faggier alternative to coffee because he sometimes pretends to be an upper class British lady.

In all the pictures where this retard strategically places his gay Star Wars mugs in frame, they aren't filled with coffee, they weren't filled with tea until recently, they were mugs of fucking Mountain Dew. Think about that. 41 years old.

Ive been drinking tons of water lately instead of other shit, and it’s the best ever. Fat Patrick Tomlinson needs to have some sort of treat, though, and drinking water isn’t as cool as drinking Mountain Dew MAAAAAAAN. He’s a fucking disgrace.

however if I want something hot in the morning I have been switching away from coffee (black, no milk or sugar), and to plain tea or green tea. That shit is good and it doesn’t make me a panicky Pat afterwards.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've got to add this to the white trash Patso list:

• Unemployed
• Small, dilapidated residence
• Clueless gun owner
• Cheap, illfitting clothing
• Motorcycle
• Mustang Enthusiast
• Fat Drunk
• Unused Gym Equipment
• Community College Dropout
• Welfare Recipient - any goverment assistance counts
• Displays worthless reproduction movie memorabilia
• Lived in Florida (I'll take my L on this one)
• Drinks Mt. Dew

These are all the trappings of a white trash hick loser. Patrick aught to just lean into it at this point. Get that Foo Fighters shirt with the concert dates on the back and wear it around. Have Nikkki move the gym equipment to the back yard. Buy a lawnmower, then leave it outside to rust.

The fucking guy is such a low class piece of shit.

If he grew a sick Scott Hall mullet and started wearing Pit Vipers it'd be an improvement.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Tea is for women, homosexuals and Europeans (homosexuals).

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Downton Flabby

Gosford Pork.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Ive been drinking tons of water lately instead of other shit, and it’s the best ever. Fat Patrick Tomlinson needs to have some sort of treat, though, and drinking water isn’t as cool as drinking Mountain Dew MAAAAAAAN. He’s a fucking disgrace.

however if I want something hot in the morning I have been switching away from coffee (black, no milk or sugar), and to plain tea or green tea. That shit is good and it doesn’t make me a panicky Pat afterwards.

You go soda water or the other kind?

I've been on the fake Aldi version of Santa Vittoria for a month. It makes it easy to drink a gallon a day, which I think is good for you.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If he grew a sick Scott Hall mullet and started wearing Pit Vipers it'd be an improvement.

Id love to see that makeover. He would have something likeable but that mean he has a personality and thats just not pat

 

[CuntFucker]

Mountain Jew

Tea is for women, homosexuals and Europeans (homosexuals).

Tea is good for you and delicious, enjoy your fluorescent sugar water tubby

 

[wbgreen]

Mountain Dew has a fraction of the caffeine of a standard cup of coffee. Anyone who drinks it for the caffeine content is a fucking faggot nerd who should be stuffed into a locker post haste.

Coffee is for adults who have to be up early to go to a job to support themselves. Fatty can drink The Dew all day because his adulthood has been the equivalent of a teenager on summer break.

Switching soda for tea is a good idea, I'll give Porky Pat that. I regularly make a pitcher of sugar free iced tea instead of buying soda. But this tweet was four years ago, and Porky Pat has only gotten more rotund. Something doesn't add up!!!

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

If he grew a sick Scott Hall mullet and started wearing Pit Vipers it'd be an improvement.

Tit Vipers

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Can you believe these evil republicans don't want to pay for my healthcare, child?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

When he cums, all that happens is a ball-point pen size circle appears at the end of his urethra. Nothing shoots out