Patrick S. Tomlinson (NOT a pedophile) drank Mountain Dew for 20+ years

[Riccardo Bosi]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/931943759549534208

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I have barely had Mtn Dew and its not so sweet that you spit it out. I will say that Baja Blast is damn good though. I bet that is what drink Pat orders at taco bell.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Explains him needing blood pressure meds in his 30s. What a fucking mess his internal organs must be.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Well, stop putting child spit in it, Fatrick.

 

[Will Tate]

I have barely had Mtn Dew and its not so sweet that you spit it out. I will say that Baja Blast is damn good though. I bet that is what drink Pat orders at taco bell.

Code Red or go fuck your mother.

 

[TokenX]

Daily drinker of Mt Dew?

Jesus what a character. Drinks that instead of coffee. I wonder why he hates coffee. Fat diabetic rube.

 

[guest]

So did I but I’m still 185-190 pounds. Eat shit fat boy.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

What a fucking mess his internal organs must be.

His external ones aren't that hot, either.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No wonder why teeth are yellow

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

His external ones aren't that hot, either.

Boobs by Baja Blast

 

[HotDogJoe]

A daily drinker of Mt Dew for 20 years? Of course. Of fucking course.

So funny that this dumb cunt thinks he's an expert on everything, including diet and fitness, yet he poured that shit down his fat neck for 20 years. 1 can of Mt Dew has 46g of sugar in it, pretty sure it's more than any other soda. And this dummy drank it daily for 20 years and wonders why he was on BP medication in his 30s and now looks like a human walrus. Combine that with all the booze and greasy food he eats and it's amazing he's not a fatter pig than he is.

He's such a dumb fucking rube piece of trash, it's unbelievable.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Also, have some taste. Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper are the shit, everything else is in their shadow.

 

[fusciasomething]

When diabetes finds him it won't be a quick visit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Try water like a normal person you fat fuckin pig. Oh and you know how I get my caffeine kick? I don't. I just drag my ass out of bed, take a shower and wake up naturally. But of course special boy Pat has to take the faggier alternative to coffee because he sometimes pretends to be an upper class British lady.

In all the pictures where this retard strategically places his gay Star Wars mugs in frame, they aren't filled with coffee, they weren't filled with tea until recently, they were mugs of fucking Mountain Dew. Think about that. 41 years old.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I bet he doesn’t even drink Earl Grey, fat uncultured swine

 

[guest]

By "tea" I'm guessing he means Snapple or something similar. He used to drink Arizona Iced Tea products until he saw someone on here describe Jon's cock as being a similar size to one of their 23 oz cans.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I bet he doesn’t even drink Earl Grey, fat uncultured swine

Oh, you know it's some Lipton sweet peach and lemon dogpiss. I bet he puts sugar in herbal tea. "Two lumps is better than Mt Dew, hehe chile"

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

I heard Mountain Dew is bad for your cum but now I’m hoping it’s true so this genetic mistake can finally end

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Oh, you know it's some Lipton sweet peach and lemon dogpiss. I bet he puts sugar in herbal tea. "Two lumps is better than Mt Dew, hehe chile"

You are supposed to put milk in green tea, child. I’m sorry you are too stupid to understand that.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Mountain Dew has a fraction of the caffeine of a standard cup of coffee. Anyone who drinks it for the caffeine content is a fucking faggot nerd who should be stuffed into a locker post haste.