Patrick S. Tomlinson has spent his entire ConFusion yelling into his phone at civilians threatening them prison for Felony Grill Pickup

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Harry's Enticer]

That grill is so close to his house its probably illegal. We're doing his property a service

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Holy shit I contemplated posting this like 3 times (even saved the same image) but didn't think anyone would get the reference. I forgot this is a sopranos forum, FUCK.

Anyone who hasn't watched all seasons at least 2-3 times should be banned on the spot. Make it happen @BlackTransLivesMatter

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That grill is so close to his house its probably illegal. We're doing his property a service

People were saying that when he first posted them. That his shitty fence/house would catch on fire because the BBQ was too close. He then read those posts and started claiming that OnA was threatening to burn his house down.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Does Fat Boy even use the grill? I don’t remember him posting photos of poorly grilled meats.

I only saw pics with no propane tank but found a photo that looks like he went to AmeriGas and got a can.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

God is a Patposter. I'm so sorry, Kuhn.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's simply a better choice to be glued to a constantly running surveillance app on your phone so you can yell at strangers 24/7. It might destroy your phone's battery and you might look like a complete lunatic and, yeah, it might result in you never sleeping or enjoying anything ever again but at least you can safely say no idiots will win anything.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's simply a better choice to be glued to a constantly running surveillance app on your phone so you can yell at strangers 24/7. It might destroy your phone's battery and you might look like a complete lunatic and, yeah, it might result in you never sleeping or enjoying anything ever again but at least you can safely say no idiots will win anything.

I guess he gets an alert every time it detects a human shaped object.

Although, it sounds like up to 25 people showed up for the grill he was generously offering.

 

[Andy Elliott]

It's simply a better choice to be glued to a constantly running surveillance app on your phone so you can yell at strangers 24/7. It might destroy your phone's battery and you might look like a complete lunatic and, yeah, it might result in you never sleeping or enjoying anything ever again but at least you can safely say no idiots will win anything.

I know those Ring doorbells give you an alert when certain types of movement are detected. Wouldn't surprise me if he got a popup on his phone only to open the app and see people were in the process of taking his shit

 

[New Name]

I know those Ring doorbells give you an alert when certain types of movement are detected. Wouldn't surprise me if he got a popup on his phone only to open the app and see people were in the process of taking his shit

He was glued to that phone all weekend starting with the first craigslister no popups needed

 

[CruisinColin]

It’s not a bad thing solely because Rick will always make it worse. He will not say “Hey man, I’m getting fucked with by internet losers, please don’t take my stuff. It’s a long story.” He will accuse the person who was tricked of committing a crime and yell that they were duped by a cult of criminal cyber stlaker’s (which sounds ridiculous to 90% of people) and that if they don’t stop they will go to prison. Any normal person would be mad then laugh at how ridiculous of a prank this is. Thinking Rick is the prankster.

It's like when somebody texted him pretending to be an exterminator. Pat immediately threatened to get him fired and reporting the company to the Better Business Bureau.

 

[OpiesReeetardDaughter]

Protect yo grill nigga

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That grill is so close to his house its probably illegal. We're doing his property a service

We? None of us here engage in criminal activity

 

[Imager]

This very post is the 5th search result for that name on the entire internet.

Who is this nobody?

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

I don't browse kiwifarms, child.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

It's like when somebody texted him pretending to be an exterminator. Pat immediately threatened to get him fired and reporting the company to the Better Business Bureau.

That and the interaction with the Vegas restaurant guy were shining examples of how shitty he is as a human. Caustic dickhead

 

[Imager]

I don't browse kiwifarms, child.

Then you would know who she was.

 

[SFWA liaison]

do NextDoor folks know about the 2011 arrest?

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Getting Prison'd through this app must have been euphoric

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I guess he gets an alert every time it detects a human shaped object.

Although, it sounds like up to 25 people showed up for the grill he was generously offering.

I know those Ring doorbells give you an alert when certain types of movement are detected. Wouldn't surprise me if he got a popup on his phone only to open the app and see people were in the process of taking his shit

Pat used to reply to every text within seconds. There is zero chance he wasn't glued to that shit non-stop.