Patrick Reveals Why He Wouldn't Last as a Cop

[UnPRePared]

Thinks cops are dumb and immoral, but wants these same cops to arrest people for calling him fat.

Would be a real shame if someone posted his tweets bashing cops to the Wisconsin police or fellow cops Facebooks, something along the lines of those.

Seriously, a real shame if they knew he was blatantly ACAB as he called to lodge another fake complaint about all the atalkers.

Truly a shame if they began to dismiss him as another Blue Basher when he gets another ticket in his girls Mustang.

 

[MonsterSteve]

How? Eating 5 gallon buckets of ice cream?

Most likely that Milwaukee Brewers beer and brats weight he puts on every summer and then never gets rid of.

 

[OpieRadio]

Typo got me in the ribs.

Not a typo, child.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Is there anything worse than someone who just hates cops because it's cool to hate cops? I GUARANTEE you when he's face to face with a cop he's always yes sir this, yes sir that. Fat fucking fraud.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

The "they can deny you for being too smart" thing is something that retards love to bring up but they fail to realize that a lot of shitty jobs do the exact same thing. It's called being overqualified. If some guy with a degree from MIT applies to be a janitor they're gonna deny him because there's no good reason he could be applying for such a shit gig with his credentials.

 

[OpieRadio]

Uhh as you can probably see my record there, this is no habitual thing for me, uhh I haven't had a ticket in uhh gosh 10 years I think, im not sure of the exact date. but um no the moneys not important to me thats thats a trivial amount, its uhhh the points and the stain on my insurance going forward, this was just - this was - im quite embarassed by this honestly, this is just not how I behave.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The "they can deny you for being too smart" thing is something that retards love to bring up but they fail to realize that a lot of shitty jobs do the exact same thing. It's called being overqualified. If some guy with a degree from MIT applies to be a janitor they're gonna deny him because there's no good reason he could be applying for such a shit gig with his credentials.

Exactly. In 2000, I scored the highest entry exam score in over 30 years. The concern from brass is that I would get bored and quit. It’s a concern because there’s a lot of cost in training a recruit, even accounting the regular fuckups that wash out.

 

[Meownaw]

He really does think every nigger is innocent and dindu nothing being bullied by those evil cops.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Fatrick Yesss Tomlinson lifts all of his opinions from reddit r/politics

 

[guest]

He’d never make it past the initial written exam, much less the physical test. We run it immediately after the written exam.

Never mind the background check and psychological exam.

What sorts of things do they do in the psychological exam and what would immediately jump out about Patrick?

Also what do you think would happen if he "studied" for the psychological exam, and knowing his weaknesses, tried to manufacture the right personality to pass?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Of course Pat is overqualified to be a cop. Afterall, he is a pig.

 

[BrothermanBW_mybb]

Where to begin, I guess him being out of shape and not having the discipline to get into and stay in shape. A previous poster mentioned that most departments require at least an Associates Degree. Generally this is in Criminal Justice. While this is not as academically rigorous as engineering, an individual still has to put in work time studying topics on law enforcement policy, court cases related to law enforcement policy, psychology, drugs, and statistics. Fatty is a junior college dropout. Finally, I don’t see him passing any of the physiological exams that are administered during the hiring process.

Mamma Raven’s special boy actually had many similar characters traits of a bad cop.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Tapping out.
This pic cannot be real.
Shopped or faceapped just beyond believable.

Correct, child. A beautifying app was obviously used. I'm sorry you're so stupid.

 

[Chive Turkey]

The "they can deny you for being too smart" thing is something that retards love to bring up but they fail to realize that a lot of shitty jobs do the exact same thing. It's called being overqualified. If some guy with a degree from MIT applies to be a janitor they're gonna deny him because there's no good reason he could be applying for such a shit gig with his credentials.

Yeah, it's not like they're in awe at your big-brainedness, they're just reasonably worried about your commitment. They don't want people who are there for a temporary job or to pad out their resume, you're gonna get past over if they've got applicants who seem like a more worthwhile investment.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

What sorts of things do they do in the psychological exam and what would immediately jump out about Patrick?

Also what do you think would happen if he "studied" for the psychological exam, and knowing his weaknesses, tried to manufacture the right personality to pass?

There's two parts to it - a polygraph and open-ended questions. I don't think you can study to beat either. The poly asks about integrity questions (like have you ever stolen) and drug use. The psych part is more open-ended and geared toward how you reacted to a situation, etc. That usually catches those with anger issues and short tempers. If not, that's what the probation period is for.

 

[guest]

There's two parts to it - a polygraph and open-ended questions. I don't think you can study to beat either. The poly asks about integrity questions (like have you ever stolen) and drug use. The psych part is more open-ended and geared toward how you reacted to a situation, etc. That usually catches those with anger issues and short tempers. If not, that's what the probation period is for.

He'd probably not fail the polygraph since he's a goodie two shoes tattletale. Concerning the open-ended behavioral questions, do they only look for anger issues/racism/etc, or do they ever fail people because "This dude is just plain weird. Something is extremely off about him".

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

There's two parts to it - a polygraph and open-ended questions. I don't think you can study to beat either. The poly asks about integrity questions (like have you ever stolen) and drug use. The psych part is more open-ended and geared toward how you reacted to a situation, etc. That usually catches those with anger issues and short tempers. If not, that's what the probation period is for.

So the Joe Cumia method of staring at the doorknob to pass the poly won't work?

 

[Snake]

Jesus man, do you need a better answer?

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You willingly went into irreparable debt because you were rightly called fat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Isn't there a rule about new applicants having a maximum of 1 chin?

The biggest mistake was letting him down on the field, you can see the grounds crew was following him around filling in his hoof prints and where he was rooting around thinking he found a truffle

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Another occupation Pat “could have had” but he’s just too smart and special to be a cop as an excuse for why he’s chronically unemployed. What’s next Pat? Could have been an astronaut? Doctor? Surgeon? Engineer? Programmer? Etc. Pat is too smart and special for those careers and he needs to do what he was put on earth to do which is sit on a couch tweeting.