Patrick Reveals Why He Wouldn't Last as a Cop

[Caverlock]

Were you thinking it had something to do with these?

Or the fact he had to quit in the middle of his first shift at Target? Or the fact that he doesn't treat his ADHD because his special case is an "evolutionary advantage"? Or the fact that he admits he's "a drunk with anger management issues"? Or that he believes over sixty million Americans are guilty of treason? Guess again, childs.


It's because he is NOT a bully:

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Not really. There's a reason bullie…

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And he is far too intelligent and moral:

Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter: "Oh son. I am far too intelligent an…

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[guest]

He'd bankrupt the department with his hourly trips to Krispy Kreme.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Most officers have a law enforcement degree of at least an Associate's. Patrick, being so intelligent, must have a least a Master's or two, right?

 

[FLUUUID]

When I think of joggers, the first thing that comes to mind is empathy

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He couldn't pass the mental evaluation

 

[OpieRadio]

I.... there really is no end to this persons....... delusion.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I.... there really is no end to this persons....... delusion.

Jesus man, do you need a better answer?

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Thinks cops are dumb and immoral, but wants these same cops to arrest people for calling him fat.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

You think he would have no problems passing since he trained for triathlons

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Jesus man, do you need a better answer?

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The Archie Bunker defense

 

[OpieRadio]

Isn't there a rule about new applicants having a maximum of 1 chin?

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Isn't there a rule about new applicants having a maximum of 1 chin?

Tapping out.
This pic cannot be real.
Shopped or faceapped just beyond believable.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Tapping out.
This pic cannot be real.
Shopped or faceapped just beyond believable.

This picture is 2 weeks old, little one.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Walks out on his daughter and thinks he has "morals".

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

This picture is 2 weeks old, little one.

God, imagine how much fatter he is already.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

God, imagine how much fatter he is already.

How? Eating 5 gallon buckets of ice cream?

 

[OpieRadio]

How? Eating 5 gallon buckets of ice cream?

Meatload Mondays has been extended to everyday of the week, child.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

He’d never make it past the initial written exam, much less the physical test. We run it immediately after the written exam.

Never mind the background check and psychological exam.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Tapping out.
This pic cannot be real.
Shopped or faceapped just beyond believable.

His face is nearly as wide as it is long.

It's even closer than this indicates because this measurement includes the height of his faggy tuft

 

[Caverlock]

Meatload Mondays has been extended to everyday of the week, child.

Typo got me in the ribs.