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Patrick interviews for a writing job with The Atlantic

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I've got a friend who writes freelance for several very reputable publications. He's got a good degree from Cambridge and has ghost written 2 autobiographies for famous people. He tutors kids for Oxbridge entrance exams to make ends meet. This is a very smart guy who hustles and works hard and he can barely scrape together a living writing without supplementing from other income streams. He's also not fat and has a loving family and kids. Rick is doomed, basically.
 

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I've got a friend who writes freelance for several very reputable publications. He's got a good degree from Cambridge and has ghost written 2 autobiographies for famous people. He tutors kids for Oxbridge entrance exams to make ends meet. This is a very smart guy who hustles and works hard and he can barely scrape together a living writing without supplementing from other income streams. He's also not fat and has a loving family and kids. Rick is doomed, basically.
Very true, unless you’re a big name like Stephen King you have to hustle to have a career as a writer. It’s similar to working in TV/Film production, you always need to be looking and working towards your next gig. That’s too much to ask a fat lazy bum like Pat.
 
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Very true, unless you’re a big name like Stephen King you have to hustle to have a career as a writer. It’s similar to working in TV/Film production, you always need to be looking and working towards your next gig. That’s too much to ask a fat lazy bum like Pat.
And let's not forget that even Stephen King still puts out 1 to 2 novels a year. I haven't read one of his books for a while and apparently they're not getting better, but even he still works his ass off. He doesn't need to but he does. Pat is a fat slothful cunt is what I'm getting at, I guess.
 

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One of the biggest markers of his narcissism is how he utilizes external items as proxies for personal value. He owns guns and drives a V8! Well Patrick, maybe talk about your accomplishments and goals or something instead. Stupid idiot. Also saying you drive a V8 is super gay. It means nothing. I had a V8 that made 230hp and I would get smoked by fucking Civics and shit.
 

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What the hell did he do with the New York Times that he claims to have written for them? Did he write Tom Toms obituary?

edit: https://new.onaforums.net/threads/p...-job-with-the-atlantic.2097/page-2#post-41046 and


 
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That was probably the highest his hubris ever was post-Adrienne. Writing for NYT, blue-checkmark. His last hurrah before his life spiraled into oblivion
 
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How the fuck does owning five guns and a V8 make you a conservative?
He himself said that millions of liberals own guns.
Yea I own five guns AND drive a stupid V8, even though I shill hard for every democrate nominate, shit on republicans and conservative pundits, call for execution of "traitors" aka republicans. Shill hard for abortion and homos. But I'm a conservative.

Hey Fox I heard you are looking for liberal firebrands to write for you, mind if I suggest myself?? I drive a Prius and like pot. I also think all spics and muds should be deported and borders should be closed. Trannys belong to mental institutions.
 
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