Patrick interviews for a writing job with The Atlantic

[guest]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What? Rick taking a lazy, half assed approach to something, yet expecting to yield full rewards? I am shocked! Strikingly out of character for him.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

We all know how well "working" with The Hill turned out for him.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

He does it for free.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Autistically responding to every cyberstlaker is also a winning strategy. He should write a book of all his winning strategies, I’d actually buy it.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I love when Rick comes up with these clever clever plans that everyone else is too stupid to figure out. I'm a conservative who agrees with every single liberal policy. That's not how it works, Rick. They're not going to hire a Red Sox beat reporter who only writes articles about how fucking amazing the Yankees are. A Christian magazine is not gonna hire a writer who talks about how Allah is the one true god and all non-Muslims will burn in hell.

If you present yourself as a conservative, they want Tucker Carlson. Not Rachel Maddow.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I just found this page with links to some of his crap.

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Really setting the world on fire there, pig.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Autistically responding to every cyberstlaker is also a winning strategy. He should write a book of all his winning strategies, I’d actually buy it.

Things Losers Say by Rick Tomlinson

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I just found this page with links to some of his crap.

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Really setting the world on fire there, pig.

He went hard on the commas at the end.

 

[Porkys]

His guns and his old car is what he brings to the table. Totally not a red flag, Rick. No way you would ever fantasize about murdering people with them.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice way of saying “I’m really lazy and unprofessional when it comes to getting a job. If they don’t respond to my special important tweet with a job then it’s their loss, child.”

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The Ballad of Ricky Blobby.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

The Fatlantic?
Are you sure you're not more suited for the New Porker?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

"...who maybe doesn't want to hang 40 million women."

What was this in reference to?

 

[Pat the Simp]

What the hell is a firebrand anyway?

 

[guest]

"...who maybe doesn't want to hang 40 million women."

What was this in reference to?

Piss Play Pinochet was literally throwing BIPOC and trans women into gulags, child. I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[Brooke Shields]

"...who maybe doesn't want to hang 40 million women."

What was this in reference to?

Probably something to do with which women voted for the good guys team and will die if they can't get an abortion

 

[PeteRose]

lol where is the text message of the "editor" reaching out to him?

and you got this number how?


lmao i thought it was faked until fat put it in the lolsuit

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Nice way of saying “I’m really lazy and unprofessional when it comes to getting a job. If they don’t respond to my special important tweet with a job then it’s their loss, child.”

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