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Patrick and Lynne attacking Black-owned businesses again

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Still makes me laugh they put a review on the cover of ANOTHER book. That review has nothing to do with in the black - shows how little they cared about the last book of piggy’s contract.
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A reminder that Pork thought he could threaten the career of Brian Keene. Hey I wonder who is on the cover of HIS next book to promote it...

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DominusOdium said:
A reminder that Pork thought he could threaten the career of Brian Keene. Hey I wonder who is on the cover of HIS next book to promote it...

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Oh, right.
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And Stephen King gave Brian’s store a plug on social media. But sure, Piggy - you’re working on a major project with a company that’s “bigger than Netflix”
 
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stealthygeek said:
Smart move to drop $5,000 on that Twitter account. Otherwise he wouldn't have signed all those new book deals since then.
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You can buy 25 copies for 4.71 each. I assume they're leftovers that haven't made it back to a pulper yet and the publisher is hoping to at least get the cost of (o)ink back.

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FranksWirecutters said:
You can buy 25 copies for 4.71 each. I assume they're leftovers that haven't made it back to a pulper yet and the publisher is hoping to at least get the cost of (o)ink back.

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That's ironic, Patrick's books themselves are also like a lower quality version of a book
 
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DominusOdium said:
So it looks like Macmillan moved his page to here:

I decided to check out the listed retailers for this, his final published book.

Target has no listing for it. Powells has no listing for it. Bookshop.org has no stock on it and has it listed as on Backorder. This means they have no stock, either from selling what they had (unlikely) or they returned their stock for credit (likely) and now have none, and the publisher has none either. They are not making more and have none.

With a book like this, it can sit on backorder forever sometimes unless demand exists to push a print run. Which won't happen.

Books a Million has no in store stock and can only order it to be shipped. Likely existing warehouse stock they're sitting on. Could even been a remainder they bought, as BAM will sometimes do that.

Barnes and Noble had it in no stores in the major metro areas I checked, except for a single copy in the Bayshore Mall location in Glendale WI which, I bet if I went and checked, is an author signed copy since Fats lives in the area and likely drove around and signed copies at local stores. BN will usually not send these back, or has them sitting on a Local Authors endcap or table display.

Amazon has a single copy NEW left but it's from HMK Trading Corp, likely a remainder purchased from a first run retailer or the publisher themselves.

Into the Black is, as far as I can see, out of print and unlikely to see print again.

Oh and this is always a good sign:
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Pat would make more on that sale than he would selling it as a physical book even at $2.99.
About the only good thing Pat (probably Galen) did was get separate audio/ebook rights. Because of that he'll at least get 'royalties' for life.
Maybe he'll get lucky and in 30 years when TV/Film have drained/filmed absolutely everything, they'll get round to converting his shit.
 
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random thought. Pat doesn’t really tweet while he and Big Nick are on vacation, right? He barely tweeted the last couple of days. I wonder what tropical paradise they have gone to.

Edit- reminder that Pat is married to Nick Robinson according to his IMDb page

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Social media has proved the phrase “the world is full of stupid people” since it has given a voice to the stupid.
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Even the most loyal hardcore democrats that aren’t retarded know Biden was in no shape to run for a second term. Now with all the people involved in working extra hard to cover up his problems speaking out it’s clear he shouldn’t have run in 2020.
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Except pat. He swore up and down Biden was healthy as a horse.
 
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