#PatLogic (Feel free to add your own.)

[Treat Yourself]

No stlaker, that is not me in the video even though I mention details nobody else could possibly know. It's a pen light. Enjoy prison.

 

[SFWA liaison]

The arrest report exonerates me clearly, but I'll report you for sharing it

 

[iBangedQuasi]

[pleads no contest]
I have never been charged with a crime much less convicted

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Also he is confirmed to be proficient in all the bullshido pat has probably trained a combined total of a few months in, so he could fuck pat up with a couple of throat punches and wrist grabs (if pat just holds still, which he probably would being a beta).

Btw didn't pat insult some guy on twitter for his "pretty purple belt" he got from a prominent bjj school? Boomia really needs to just let his kid off the leash and fuck him up already, might as well do it before he's 18 and a battery charge would actually matter.

And Pat claimed he trained BJJ didn't he? Nobody who actually trains it would try to act like a purple belt isnt shit as a flex. They'd know even a solid blue belt would wipe the floor with most any white belt, let alone untrained opponents.

He must be thinking in his pig brain it's like the youth taekwondo class he took for a month where it's padded with made up intermediary belts so the kids don't get discouraged and keep coming (paying).

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

If this was heavenly it's no wonder he's an atheist

Layered in puff pastry and the Finest Taylor Ham

 

[Antwan2]

That isn’t me sashaying through the back yard to “vandalize” my bike. But also, you are wrong, child. ThaT is noT a flashlight, it is a pen light, stlaker

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

In order to write science fiction, first you have to be qualified to write about real science.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Also he is confirmed to be proficient in all the bullshido pat has probably trained a combined total of a few months in, so he could fuck pat up with a couple of throat punches and wrist grabs (if pat just holds still, which he probably would being a beta).

Btw didn't pat insult some guy on twitter for his "pretty purple belt" he got from a prominent bjj school? Boomia really needs to just let his kid off the leash and fuck him up already, might as well do it before he's 18 and a battery charge would actually matter.

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[Rick Roblinson]

How much I weigh = How much I can bench

 

[Treat Yourself]

How much I weigh = How much I can bench

This is a good one because there's no way he can bench 600 lbs.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

These are a pack of psychopaths with a stated goal to end my career and my life. They know everything about me, have SWATTED my parents, and even called in bomb threats to conferences and concerts while I was attending. Like Cobra, they are a ruthless terrorist organization who will stop at nothing to rule the world. But it is perfectly safe for me to present at your sci-fi con. I guarantee it. I'm Captain America, foolish promoter child.

Your event is totally awesome and run by competent people who can see I've never threatened the lives of a pregnant woman and my unborn child. [Right?] Penguicon, however, is overseen by a cabal of infantile, reactionary doodie-heads. Please read my multiple public blog posts shitting on their organizers in a very personal way to see what a fantastic team player I am.

My professionalism speaks for itself, little infant nothing.