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DrTorqueCarlisi

Go to mass
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No, child. Those are not my high school records. But somehow I know they were definitely obtained illegally.

That police report you keep posting doesn't say what it says, child.

I am not a crybully, little nothing. Now SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

I will reply to your every comment if you don't stop constantly harassing me. Let me step outside and call you right back, stlaker.

Just wait till I find out who you are, Dan Mullen! Then you'll pay! Enjoy prison, fella I can't even get removed from my debt proceedings courtroom.

I am deathly afraid of you but if you show up in person I will have to call 911 to clean up what's left after I neutralize you on sight.

I have definitely met my daughter many times. The one my horrid ex hasn't ever let me see and that I used to drop off presents for on the front porch. The fact that I threatened to kill her doesn't mean I don't want custody, child.

I indisputably finished that half-marathon (without cheating!), despite having an injury that stops even world class athletes from running.

The police department I'm suing is a useless bunch of incompetent, hate-filled lowlifes who are completely worthless on any level, but they definitely work for me and will absolutely be knocking on your door several years ago to arrest you.
 
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TorpidSloth

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"Here's a photo of you from 6 years ago. Here's a picture of you from 2 weeks ago. Your head is 3 times the size in the second photo, you've sprouted 2 extra chins, your neck has disappeared and your body is considerably more swollen."

"Wrong in every last detail, staIker. Haven't gained a single pound since highschool (sic). Enjoy prison."
 

Stent

Foundrymusic dot com
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That's a good way of putting it lol.
He's still in better shape than Pat even before taking into account he's 20 years older.

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TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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76,318
Those words I wrote, published on my blog and still haven't removed are wrong in every detail, stlaker.

Those official court documents are also all completely wrong in every detail.

There's a cabal of international white-supremacist terrorists trying to murder me and my family who will go to prison forever as soon as the FBI finds out who they are but also there are only about five of them left on their flaccid forum and I know the names and locations of three of them.
 

chewtoyrapist

Comin for that ass, nigga.
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He's still in better shape than Pat even before taking into account he's 20 years older.

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Also he is confirmed to be proficient in all the bullshido pat has probably trained a combined total of a few months in, so he could fuck pat up with a couple of throat punches and wrist grabs (if pat just holds still, which he probably would being a beta).

Btw didn't pat insult some guy on twitter for his "pretty purple belt" he got from a prominent bjj school? Boomia really needs to just let his kid off the leash and fuck him up already, might as well do it before he's 18 and a battery charge would actually matter.
 

VizioDash

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No, stlaker. I'm not friends with the child rapist(s) who are on my friendslist and interact with all of my posts.

Yes, stlaker, I get paid to tweet. No stlaker, I won't give Elon the $8 per month to allow my tweets to be monetized.

No, stlaker, you can't see my penis in the picture where my penis is clearly visible and very small.
 

BudDickman

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You will answer for your crimes in court. I will be there to see you whimper on the stand.

I will defend myself in court. I will show the video of you vandalizing your bike and ask you to explain it. Also, I cannot be compelled to testify as the defendant, but you can be.

There will be no trial. You will accept whatever plea is given to you. You and your court appointment lawyer will not act in your own interest and will do that benefits me.

Okay, so that means I'll get a reduced sentence.

Wrong again. You will negotiate a plea that gives you more time. You will receive a "your life is over" type of sentence.

Okay, so eventually I'll serve my sentence and be a free man.

Your life is already over. Enjoy non-existence.
 

AliceWorquer

Fat bitch with faggot tits
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People aren't calling the picture of me fat. They think it's you. And they're right. You're a bit porky.
These are the ones that really show us how deep the delusions really go. That is legit sub-80 iq reasoning. Actual retards could figure that one out.
I cant make sense of it because by all rights he shouldnt be able to tie his own shoes, but the thought of Patrick seething so hard it just turns him stupid is hilarious.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
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No child, Not letting the idiots win is spending hours every single day for months and years to respond to Twitter trolls with the exact same response hundreds of times in a row, stlaker.

No child, Crypto accounts can be fraudulently created in my name because they are not subject to KYC laws, stlaker.

No child, a 90 year old Japanese man did randomly apologize to me for his role in Pearl Harbor, stlaker.
 
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