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I like how sheepishly all his followers engage him. It’s always a compliment sandwich type deal where they hit him with an upfront apology / pledge their support, then give the actual advice, then hit him with another apology / reiterate their support only to have him lash out combatively. He resents his entire following because he’s an autistic first grader.Threads users obviously growing suspicious of Pat not really trying to stop this because he loves the attention
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verified account too, unlike Pat
He’s not spending his own money. He might be running with the furniture stealing bit to get the ol Robinson battle axe to pay up on finishing the half a hovel’s shitty backwards fence. He might try another paint bucket strike to finally get a garage builtHe's going to spend a bunch of money on a fence to save his literal garbage chairs and $25 of raggedy patio furniture from being donated to the needy.
Good catch. The doppelganger is also the paint can bandit."was intercepted", passive voice, piggy was sound asleep at 8AM and Nikki was the man of the house
"we have one of them" seems to indicate Pat is claiming the bike vandal and the paint can vandal are the same person
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Whenever anyone tells him to take measures to protect his property or his reputation, he calls this victim blaming. He literally has the mind of a woman.Can't he just put up some chicken wires or something if it's a real problem? Why would you just have your stuff hanging around for everyone to see
He doesn't want to advertise about it yet posts on social media about it so all his admirers know it happened and how much it bothered him. He really is a pig-brained and pig-bodied fool.
its a testament to how shitty his stuff is that he didn't need to chain it to anything anyway. If the next door project niggas think his shit is trash.Can't he just put up some chicken wires or something if it's a real problem? Why would you just have your stuff hanging around for everyone to see
just like that garage you were putting in as a next summer project in *checks notes* the summer of 2018?vague explanation on why he doesn't just leave a little note on the grill
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at first I thought he was bullshitting because the real reason is he doesn't want it to stop (which is true), but I think he's referring to the AirBnB guests who must not find out about his own claim that the residence is the target of terrorism
FREE FENCE! Don't ask. Just take it down and haul the wood away. We're downsizing.vague explanation on why he doesn't just leave a little note on the grill
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at first I thought he was bullshitting because the real reason is he doesn't want it to stop (which is true), but I think he's referring to the AirBnB guests who must not find out about his own claim that the residence is the target of terrorism
Its not a good idea to advertise that people have been stealing our chairs, it is a good idea to advertise that people are swatting me and put a sign on my door. Makes sensevague explanation on why he doesn't just leave a little note on the grill
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at first I thought he was bullshitting because the real reason is he doesn't want it to stop (which is true), but I think he's referring to the AirBnB guests who must not find out about his own claim that the residence is the target of terrorism
almost everything he does make sense when you just reason backwards from whatever argument he's trying to win. I say almost because there's times when the cholestrol has seeped into his brain enough to just give him some type of fat faggot aphasia. and there's no making sense of it.Its not a good idea to advertise that people have been stealing our chairs, it is a good idea to advertise that people are swatting me and put a sign on my door. Makes sense
If he does the work himself I have a feeling its not going to be up to code. Cant wait to see how he fucks it up. The other option is they guilt trip lynne into paying for the majority of it being done professionally because his lawn chairs are in distress.I hope he'll be up to code and he secures the proper permits.
"Application Process
To obtain a fence permit, you’ll need to go through the application process. Begin by visiting the City of Milwaukee’s Department of Neighborhood Services or their designated office responsible for permit issuance. Fill out the fence permit application form with accurate and detailed information about your proposed fence installation. Be prepared to provide necessary documentation, such as property surveys, fence design specifications, and neighbor consent if applicable."
Milwaukee Fence Permit: Application, Regulations, Step-by-Step Guide
Learn how to obtain a fence permit in Milwaukee. Our step-by-step guide covers the application process, regulations, and provides a detailed walkthrough. Ensure compliance and a hassle-free experience for your fence installation project.milwaukeefencefinders.com
That's a lot of details to get right and avoid an inspection visit, Pattycakes:
It’s because those chair are the only thing he’s accomplished in close to 4 years.I like how sheepishly all his followers engage him. It’s always a compliment sandwich type deal where they hit him with an upfront apology / pledge their support, then give the actual advice, then hit him with another apology / reiterate their support only to have him lash out combatively. He resents his entire following because he’s an autistic first grader.
The fact that he keeps false flagging his gay pallet chairs lets you know how important they are to him. He talks more about those fucking chairs than all of his books combined.
I check in a few times a day for chuckles while this faggot has spent 6 years manually typing "Enjoy prison, stlaker" hundreds of times a day. Nice projection, though, stupid."was intercepted", passive voice, piggy was sound asleep at 8AM and Nikki was the man of the house
"we have one of them" seems to indicate Pat is claiming the bike vandal and the paint can vandal are the same person
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