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Pat wants to write for TeenVogue. Maybe he really is a pedo

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It’s absolutely stunning how horrible that picture is, and yet you know Pig took 200 selfies just to land on this turd. Then he uploaded it and TAGGED HIS FUCKING GYM.

If this was all a character he’d be an instant legend. Kaufman would stand in line to suck his dick. And yet our Pig is real.
If it were a work, it has failed, he has gone beyond escaping it at this point. He's the character even if it were a work at this point.
 

Udders

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Yeah, an image based periodical aimed at zoomers is definitely going to want a criminally ugly, morbidly obese, uncultured, middle aged basic bitch white guy who wore a Captain America shirt to fucking France to write for them. I don't know how much shadow they would have to use in his by-line picture.
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Why would teen Vogue have a politics section it’s for fucking kids. Fucking indoctrination.
The idiots they churn out of universities in general and journalism classes in particular have absolutely no idea how to view absolutely everything in the entire world through the prism of left wing politics, because thats how they teach things at college now. And they also enjoy the classic indoctrination. So they will do articles in teen vogue about how halter-tops are queerphobic, shoes are racist and the word designer is chauvinist, then once they've walked you down the path away from fashion they can then do straight leftist politics as though thats why you bough and what you should expect from a teen fashion mag.

I hope it goes bankrupt.
 

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Pig had a slight meltdown not too long ago when younger twitter users didn’t know the “drink the kool-aid” reference he made and hadn’t heard of Jim Jones. Instead of realizing he’s using a phrase that is long outdated (last time it was a thing was the heavens gate cult suicides 20 years ago) and should try to keep it current he instead got angry that younger people didn’t understand him and wrote a long winded lecturing blog about Jim Jones and an event that happened over 40 years ago. Even though he’s only 41 he’s a grandpa with his old man references (like Nana) to anyone in their 20s. His books alone all feature references from movies that are all at least 35 years old. He’s fat and stupid if you ask me.

Pig would correct people about how they used Flavor Aid if he knew about that. The footage of the Kool-Aid in the pantry was shot some time before the mass suicide, little nothing.

Wait, Teen Vogue still exists? Patrick is a six-figure maker who pays the mortgage with his comedy writing, but needs that $250? Hey Pat, why do you need such a trivial amounT as $250?
 

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Guess this means all that screenplay / agent talk was a scam since he stopped mentioning that and now is doing open mic and begging for work from Teen Vogue. Sure Rick, young far left liberal minded activists just LOVE long winded babbling pieces about politics with references to movies 35 years and older. He really is the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” Meme.
 
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