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"Why President Biden has Afghanistan on Fleek, Yall" by 41 year old Patrick S. Tomlinson (he/him)
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If it were a work, it has failed, he has gone beyond escaping it at this point. He's the character even if it were a work at this point.It’s absolutely stunning how horrible that picture is, and yet you know Pig took 200 selfies just to land on this turd. Then he uploaded it and TAGGED HIS FUCKING GYM.
If this was all a character he’d be an instant legend. Kaufman would stand in line to suck his dick. And yet our Pig is real.
Fucking hilarious
Yeah, an image based periodical aimed at zoomers is definitely going to want a criminally ugly, morbidly obese, uncultured, middle aged basic bitch white guy who wore a Captain America shirt to fucking France to write for them. I don't know how much shadow they would have to use in his by-line picture.
Nice orangutan head, fatso
Fucking ribs. I can picture piggy seething as he reads this. Nice online footprint, stupid.
"Thanks, toots"
The idiots they churn out of universities in general and journalism classes in particular have absolutely no idea how to view absolutely everything in the entire world through the prism of left wing politics, because thats how they teach things at college now. And they also enjoy the classic indoctrination. So they will do articles in teen vogue about how halter-tops are queerphobic, shoes are racist and the word designer is chauvinist, then once they've walked you down the path away from fashion they can then do straight leftist politics as though thats why you bough and what you should expect from a teen fashion mag.Why would teen Vogue have a politics section it’s for fucking kids. Fucking indoctrination.
Pig had a slight meltdown not too long ago when younger twitter users didn’t know the “drink the kool-aid” reference he made and hadn’t heard of Jim Jones. Instead of realizing he’s using a phrase that is long outdated (last time it was a thing was the heavens gate cult suicides 20 years ago) and should try to keep it current he instead got angry that younger people didn’t understand him and wrote a long winded lecturing blog about Jim Jones and an event that happened over 40 years ago. Even though he’s only 41 he’s a grandpa with his old man references (like Nana) to anyone in their 20s. His books alone all feature references from movies that are all at least 35 years old. He’s fat and stupid if you ask me.
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"Hello Allegra, THE REAL Patrick S. Tomlinson here, I'm just contacting you to demand that you publicly correct the record or I'll be really ticked off, little one."
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