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Nobody cares about your stupid opinions pig. Die fat about it.
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Pat wants to write for TeenVogue. Maybe he really is a pedo
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Nobody cares about your stupid opinions pig. Die fat about it.
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Why would teen Vogue have a politics section it’s for fucking kids. Fucking indoctrination. Pats political insights are at about a teenage level of understanding though. It might actually be a proper gig for the pig.
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Lol like they would want this fat ugly creep associated with their publication
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Guys, I don’t think Rick is gonna get this one…
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Nice allergy relief name, stupid.
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It’s absolutely stunning how horrible that picture is, and yet you know Pig took 200 selfies just to land on this turd. Then he uploaded it and TAGGED HIS FUCKING GYM.
If this was all a character he’d be an instant legend. Kaufman would stand in line to suck his dick. And yet our Pig is real.
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Do they know Rick throws the best underage teen pizza parties? Bathrobes are optional.
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Paulie: It’s Italian for happiness.
Chris: what’s that got to do with cold medicine?
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The writers of Teen Vogue (they’ve been super left wing nuts for a couple years) don’t want some fat 41 year old white rube writer who only watches super hero movies made for kids and thinks Foo Fighters are the greatest band ever. Not only is he the opposite of hip and current he’s living in Wisconsin which is already 10 years behind on what’s current. He really thinks they want a guy who graduated HS before 2000 writing pieces for teens? It’s hilarious how at 41 he tries so hard to make people think he’s some young cool guy when he’s an embarrassing old dork. He’ got grey hair for fucks sake!
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If we are lucky it's a self inflicted bullet
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Pig had a slight meltdown not too long ago when younger twitter users didn’t know the “drink the kool-aid” reference he made and hadn’t heard of Jim Jones. Instead of realizing he’s using a phrase that is long outdated (last time it was a thing was the heavens gate cult suicides 20 years ago) and should try to keep it current he instead got angry that younger people didn’t understand him and wrote a long winded lecturing blog about Jim Jones and an event that happened over 40 years ago. Even though he’s only 41 he’s a grandpa with his old man references (like Nana) to anyone in their 20s. His books alone all feature references from movies that are all at least 35 years old. He’s fat and stupid if you ask me.
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Let's pretend for a second that Pat's insipid "Tweet at you until you hire me" bullshit actually hooked someone who said, "Hmm, this stealthygeek on Twitter has something to say, what's his deal." One Google search is going to, in Pat's words, "right the course" real fucking quick.
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Yeah, an image based periodical aimed at zoomers is definitely going to want a criminally ugly, morbidly obese, uncultured, middle aged basic bitch white guy who wore a Captain America shirt to fucking France to write for them. I don't know how much shadow they would have to use in his by-line picture.
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"How do you do, fellow Ticktocks?"
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Remember: He thought he could get a sitcom writing gig on The Orville just because he took a selfie wearing a shirt with the Orville logo. Nobody contacted him about job since he has zero tv writing experience as well as not being funny.
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I know bud...