Pat reads the forums, but is not using Twitter today (thus far) [IMPORTANT DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION]

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I really think Pat is 1-2 months away from being locked up in the Nut Hut. I can see him in a padded room rocking back and forth in straight-jacket while repeating “no, child - no, child - no, child” for days on end.

“Are the atalkers in the room with us right now? Mr.Tomlinson”

 

[Easily_Remembered]

In 1998, I was attending the premier of the motion picture Witness to the Mob, starring me, beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda. I had to take a long, strained, prostate cancer piss and when I was in the bathroom screaming at the urinals, Ray Liotta burst through the door, sliced the back of my tuxedo with a switchblade, held it up to my eye and yelled "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, FISH?? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT??" I didn't know what he was talking about. I threw a bag of coke under a stall door and when he drove after it I ran.

The rest of the evening, people like Frank Vincent and even Michael fucking Imperioli laughed at my ripped jacket. "Oh, ay, lookit stupid old Abe with his bum clothes. Didya fall down huffing glue again, gramps?" Fucking Guinea cocksuckers.

Ray Liotta stuck around the whole night too. He never mentioned attacking me with my pecker out but he kept coming up to me and slapping me on the back and laughing like we both heard a funny joke but like, really, really hard. He's a weird guy. He wasn't even in the movie.

Better than anything Pat ever wrote.

 

[EraGodless]

He tried getting up but grabbed the toilet paper roll to help himself up and ended slamming door against his fat head and knocked him out

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