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it's probably because he's fat, gay, and has a small penis.
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Pat reads the forums, but is not using Twitter today (thus far) [IMPORTANT DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION]
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I read about that on the internet
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The small penis thing is a lie. He was born without genitals.
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Your insistence on sticking to this theory has convinced me.
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He must have thrown out his back and is in a pile on the bathroom floor. There is no way he can be away from twitter so long.
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He tried getting up but grabbed the toilet paper roll to help himself up and ended slamming door against his fat head and knocked him out
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Maybe he taking a field trip today. Baseball game maybe?
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Please let it be monster day. Any reports of a coroner's flatbed and whale moving equipment at Nik's hovel?
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Truffles?
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Except Pat has huge dick sucking lips.
Pat has Ray Liotta's mouth.
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I'm hoping the monster paid him a visit, in minecraft.
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In 1998, I was attending the premier of the motion picture Witness to the Mob, starring me, beloved pop culture icon and legend of the stage and screen, Abe Vigoda. I had to take a long, strained, prostate cancer piss and when I was in the bathroom screaming at the urinals, Ray Liotta burst through the door, sliced the back of my tuxedo with a switchblade, held it up to my eye and yelled "WHERE THE FUCK IS IT, FISH?? WHERE THE FUCK IS IT??" I didn't know what he was talking about. I threw a bag of coke under a stall door and when he drove after it I ran.
Pat has Ray Liotta's mouth.
The rest of the evening, people like Frank Vincent and even Michael fucking Imperioli laughed at my ripped jacket. "Oh, ay, lookit stupid old Abe with his bum clothes. Didya fall down huffing glue again, gramps?" Fucking Guinea cocksuckers.
Ray Liotta stuck around the whole night too. He never mentioned attacking me with my pecker out but he kept coming up to me and slapping me on the back and laughing like we both heard a funny joke but like, really, really hard. He's a weird guy. He wasn't even in the movie.
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I'm so sorry, Abe.
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A small penis that doesn't even work lol
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He’s probably shitfaced in some dive bar, coughing all over elderly people.
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Wrong in every detail, child. Wrong in every detail, child. Wrong in every detail, child. Wrong in every detail, child. Wrong in every detail, child. Wrong in every detail, child. THIS IS WHY YOUR LOSING CHILD!!! WAIT QUIETLY CHILF. THIS IS WHY I LOST MY CHILD! WRONG IN EVERY DETAILS CHILD!
Penisless author and self styled Milwaukee funny man has lost his marbles. It's rather a pathetic spectacle.
Penisless author and self styled Milwaukee funny man has lost his marbles. It's rather a pathetic spectacle.
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I really think Pat is 1-2 months away from being locked up in the Nut Hut. I can see him in a padded room rocking back and forth in straight-jacket while repeating “no, child - no, child - no, child” for days on end.