Pat Can’t Even “Celebrate” Without Failing

[Black Pat]

This is the first time he’s been happy in years - all because the orange man was convicted. Normal people don’t let shit like this consume their lives but to Pat this is better than being in his daughter’s life.

No matter what side you're on, what happens in the political world is out of your control and it is a waste of time obsessing over it. That's why it's unsurprising that the unemployed/welfare recipients/terrible parents/people who make horrible life choices are glued to their tvs.

 

[Phish]

Dude hasnt celebrated any W in at least 3 to 4 years. Perhaps more den thayt.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Let me get this straight. Pat is delinquent in taxes and cleaning up the excrement of strangers, and now he feels like it's time to celebrate?

Why not celebrate? Heidi Hildeman is now a felon.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Why not celebrate? Heidi Hildeman is now a felon.

While I appreciate that, I don't know if Pat does while he's scrubbing strangers fecal matter; which likely spatters on his face

I honestly assumed 'cracking some bubbly' was a reference to Scrubbing Bubbles yesterday

 

[JamesJCrowe]

Why not celebrate? Heidi Hildeman is now a felon.

I haven't seen her cunt posted in a few days, who used to post that?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

who used to post that?

Heidi

 

[PorqueDealer]

I haven't seen her cunt posted in a few days, who used to post that?

 

[Harry Powell]

We’ve seen this champagne he’s referring to. It’s like $10-15 at a grocery store. He’s been saving it for years and bragging about it on Twitter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

We’ve seen this champagne he’s referring to. It’s like $10-15 at a grocery store. He’s been saving it for years and bragging about it on Twitter.

He would have taken and posted a photo if it was true.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

We’ve seen this champagne he’s referring to. It’s like $10-15 at a grocery store. He’s been saving it for years and bragging about it on Twitter.

That’s a very Joe Cumia move by Pat.

 

[Harry Powell]

That’s a very Joe Cumia move by Pat.

It’s like a $15 bottle of Korbel. He posted at least one photo of it in the past. I remember drinking that when I was 19. Nothing wrong with being broke or drinking what you can afford, but he legitimately thinks it’s fancy simply by virtue of being “champagne”. He’s the ultimate Midwest rube.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s like a $15 bottle of Korbel. He posted at least one photo of it in the past. I remember drinking that when I was 19. Nothing wrong with being broke or drinking what you can afford, but he legitimately thinks it’s fancy simply by virtue of being “champagne”. He’s the ultimate Midwest rube.

Knowing Pat he didn’t even have a proper champagne glass. Probably drank it out of a plastic cup like a true rube. It’s the champagne bars use for mimosas for the brunch crowd.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Probably drank it out of a Star Wars mug like a true childish faggot.

Fixed it for you.

 

[SpaceEdge]

 

[N64 Cube]

The wine bottle he opened

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Which one is it? Did he open "bubby" or wine? At it's core it's wine but no one calls it wine, even the cheap shit that's not made in California or France. Only French or California "bubbly" can be called champagne. The swill he bought is known as sparkling wine, never just wine.

 

[warchief1978]

Fucking hayseed.

He definitely puts ice cubes in his wine.