Pat Can’t Even “Celebrate” Without Failing

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Fucking hayseed.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is the first thing he’s been able to celebrate in over 6 years.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Nice $10 bottle of yellowtail, stupid

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lies. He went to Rite Aide and bought another bottle of korbel because he drank the other one years ago.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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It’s a 15 dollar bottle and he was already drunk. Next he will tell you whatever junk he bought drunk at McDonald’s is “heavenly”

 

[Treat Yourself]

I hope it's the glass that finally sends him into cardiac arrest.

 

[guest]

Grifter in prison, anthony raging, pats liver taking a beating... great verdict

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

he was probably reading here and saw those old pics posted so He thought he has to make up a lie so he can pretend he followed through.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Let me get this straight. Pat is delinquent in taxes and cleaning up the excrement of strangers, and now he feels like it's time to celebrate?

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Grifter in prison, anthony raging, pats liver taking a beating... great verdict

real win win for everyone I fel

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s probably yanking that faucet of his right about now. Maybe Niki let him stick it in?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is the first time he’s been happy in years - all because the orange man was convicted. Normal people don’t let shit like this consume their lives but to Pat this is better than being in his daughter’s life.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This is the first time he’s been happy in years - all because the orange man was convicted. Normal people don’t let shit like this consume their lives but to Pat this is better than being in his daughter’s life.

He hasnt thought about his daughter once today. He has more important things going on.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

This is the first time he’s been happy in years - all because the orange man was convicted. Normal people don’t let shit like this consume their lives but to Pat this is better than being in his daughter’s life.

i loathe trump, but ya know what..went on with my day at work. Like 99.9 of non needy attention whores like Pat do.

 

[Jack FN]

Pat celebrating tonight could seriously make his heart pop. Probably not, but he's giving it a workout it hasn't felt in years. #Ruizing

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat celebrating tonight could seriously make his heart pop. Probably not, but he's giving it a workout it hasn't felt in years. #Ruizing

Nah, it will just give him an excuse to start drinking earlier than usual for the next 3 days. He will be milking this for the next couple months. Now if/when trump gets a slap on the wrist and if/when he gets elected again. That might do it.

 

[Stent]

They had drunken sex on the fart blanket to celebrate. It still won't get washed. Niki's pussy I mean. Probably the blanket too.

 

[handsomeblue]

Lies. He went to Rite Aide and bought another bottle of korbel because he drank the other one years ago.

A RITE AID??

 

[Podcasting 101]

What a terrible sentence. If you go by grammar, he wrote that he himself waited in the fridge for too long as he opened a bottle. Wasn't that guy some kind of writer?