On Spec Fatty that's currently running up a 6 figure legal bill for hurt Twitter feelings gives his opinion on what new authors should prioritize 1st

[stealthygeek]

Nice run on thread title, stupid.



You'd think he'd accidentally back into a statement with a hint of self-awareness every once in a while, but then again you'd think he wouldn't abandon his daughter and here we are.

Remember when Coping Rick pretended that losing his Twitter didn't bother him? Between Apostlegate and crumbs like this it's clear that he knows his shit writing can't sell on merit. Better to snag new readers based on your tranny bathroom takez than word of mouth by enthusiastic fans, eh Rick?

 

[Coonskin]

I've been an avid reader of The Mewler Report and the truth is he's fat and bad at social media

 

[Heyfellas]

I hate to beat a dead horse, but even worthless MFA grad students are more educated and worthwhile to society.

Patrick didn’t even take the freshman level writing course

His advice is as useless as he is.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I love how Pig thinks social media is the most important thing for a writer, not anything to do with... writing.

 

[guest]

More proof that higher education is a complete scam. I'm just a container of coffee kinda guy, but MFA is a masters degree no? This is like these kids 5th/6th year of college and they're being taught by some flaming homosexual who is getting career advice from Twitter? Get the fuck out of here.

Then you have jiggle tits chiming in like this. He should be a case study to all aspiring artists on exactly what not to do, just from the standpoint of being an empty/useless human bring that has no business in any field of creativity or art. Not only does he think he belongs in this conversation, he thinks his SOCIAL MEDIA EXPIRIENCE () is the most important thing. It's hard to be any worse at social media than Pat, he is an abject failure at everything.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

You'll know you're getting comfortable with self-promotion when you write a clearly fictional blog post about your own suicidal tendencies piggybacking on the tragic death of a widely loved comedian, it's a great way to get your name out there!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Practicing writing until you get good?

Not only a lower priority for Patrick, it is absent from his list.

Of course his answer is to have a social media presence and promote yourself. That is his writing career.

"Spend all day on twitter and tell everyone how great, smart, cool and fit you are, aspiring writer children."

 

[Clint Ruin]

Not only a lower priority for Patrick, it is absent

Wait, why are we talking about Annabelle?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He forgot step 3. Get into a 3 year long fight with cyberstlakers, and get catfished into screaming in the phone.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Wait, why are we talking about Annabelle?

By signing away his parental rights/responsibilities, he wrote himself out of her life, in a sense. All with that awful retard signature of his.



Perspiring writer

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

What a stupid fucking answer. Numbers one through like 100 should be "practice writing" and "read more" alternating. Social media means absolutely nothing if you can't write and social media barely helps if you can. Even that dogshit "The Martian" author had little social media presence before his shitty book took off.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He forgot step 3. Get into a 3 year long fight with cyberstlakers, and get catfished into screaming in the phone.

You know, when it's summed up succinctly like that... it really is funny.

 

[TokenX]

Apostlegate was read by more people than all of Pat's books combined lol.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Perspiring writer

Breast swelling author

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Dont need a crystal ball to see what is about to happen with that post.

 

[potatopeeler63]

What's funny is the midwits on twitter won't give a shit about anything that piggy tweets because there isn't a blue check mark.
Little Rick got it taken away because he couldn't BEHAVE

 

[Brooke Shields]

I guess he fucking nailed his retarded advice
Establish a social media presence as a delusional lolcow - check
promote your boring tweets and 3 books that didnt sell - check

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Well Pat has made every mistake that could be made so he knows something about it, but no doubt he has learned anything

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

I'd advise them to ceate well written stories that people find interesting while intelligently engaging with fans and critiques alike. I'd also suggest not drunkenly sperging on Twitter. Having said that, I'm not a author so I wouldn't know, child.

 

[guest]

@ehemingway
Oh my! This aged on a boat whiskey is heavenly! Time to clean my shotgun #amwriting