OK here me out...

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its " Hear" you fat idiot

If only you could take your own advice . All your friends and family have told you the same advise as well as the people that troll you but you just cant help yourself. So it costed you years off your life and thousands of dollars.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

How do you even make that spelling/use mistake? Pig has wet brain for sure

 

[The Talking Dead]

He literally has no choice but to respond, child. Not doing so would allow the idiots to win. I'm sorry you'll soon be enjoying prison. I can't help you.

 

[iblBangedQuasi]

"here me out"
Professional writer.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Remember when he tried to bond with her over being swatted and she ignored him, and he went right back to shitting on her? He is such an embittered childish cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Remember when he tried to bond with her over being swatted and she ignored him, and he went right back to shitting on her? He is such an embittered childish cunt.

I think he thought he could steal some her attention and get some publicity by injecting himself into the threads about her swattings.

 

[Sink Inspector]

Just like Pat can ignore his daughter but not people calling him fat online. Priorities.

 

[Username]

Author hear, here me out….

 

[Honoria]

I thought these were spelling errors but I think he's just dumb. Remember when he thought it was "beggars believe" and not "beggars belief".

 

[RoTheHo69]

only beggars believe it.

 

[TorpidSloth]

only beggars believe it.

He should believe it then

 

[RoTheHo69]

He should believe it then

Well only beggars believe 'the number of pudding brained imbeciles arguing an election is how to fix a man WHO ALREADY USED VIOLENCE TO OVERTURN AN ELECTION' but the particular number is not specified just who believes it, so I guess he believes it as a beggar but we'll never know what number it is.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Come on now Pat. Beggars can't be losers

(jk that's exactly what they are)

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Remember when he tried to bond with her over being swatted and she ignored him, and he went right back to shitting on her? He is such an embittered childish cunt.

and he was the one that ordered the swaTT. Pathetic Fat Fag

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Its " Hear" you fat idiot

If only you could take your own advice . All your friends and family have told you the same advise as well as the people that troll you but you just cant help yourself. So it costed you years off your life and thousands of dollars.

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He probably wants MTG to peg him, kinda like Trumpsters want to motorboat AOC.

Fuck me for using the initials.

 

[CuntFucker .]

I wrote "were" instead of "where" the other day. But I'd take care to avoid such little mistakes while insulting someone's intelligence.

 

[Mimi Beardsley]

Doesn’t he ever just take 5 seconds to look at what he writes before sending it out or is he so excited to get his take out there he hits send 1/2 second after he finishes typing the last word?

Seriously, this one is inexcusable.

Would be great if we had a collection of all his spelling and grammar mistakes in one spot to spam whenever he claims to be an expert on a subject because he is an “author”.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Doesn’t he ever just take 5 seconds to look at what he writes before sending it out or is he so excited to get his take out there he hits send 1/2 second after he finishes typing the last word?

Seriously, this one is inexcusable.

Would be great if we had a collection of all his spelling and grammar mistakes in one spot to spam whenever he claims to be an expert on a subject because he is an “author”.

"That what editors are for, stlaker. Enjoy prison."

 

[N64 Cube]

He’s so desperate for that dopamine hit, he can’t do a simple spellcheck before he hits post/submit

 

[Chive Turkey]

Would be great if we had a collection of all his spelling and grammar mistakes in one spot to spam whenever he claims to be an expert on a subject because he is an “author”

The Camfridge Ricktionary

We have all observed Patrick S. Tomlinson's rather "flexible" relationship with the English language. Many of us have expressed wonder and alarm at the way he spells, pronounces and uses words in new and unprecedented ways. Inspired by this post and my own crippling autism, I decided to start...

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I really need to stop being a F/N and update the fucking thing already. I've probably bookmarked another 50 Patisms and I've barely been paying attention.