O&A are liars

[Ladynyahh]

WWAWD opester chilling on the porch with his friends and he had to fart but instead a lillll nugget fell all the way out of his pants and rolled on the ground? I found that one a little far fetched to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[Cptbaldopie]

WWAWD opester chilling on the porch with his friends and he had to fart but instead a lillll nugget fell all the way out of his pants and rolled on the ground? I found that one a little far fetched to be perfectly honest witcha

Don't forget climbing an apple tree to hide from his parents after sex ed.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Don't forget climbing an apple tree to hide from his parents after sex ed.

Or shaving his balls as soon as he hit puberty.. love the opester but, c'mon to fuck.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Or shaving his balls as soon as he hit puberty.. love the opester but, c'mon to fuck.

Or his brother trying to blow himself in the bathtub with a snorkel also in his mouth.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Or his brother trying to blow himself in the bathtub with a snorkel also in his mouth.

FREDDY, BRET'S GAY!
1st of all, nice name, stupid. Bret.. yuck

 

[Voscabulary]

Don't forget climbing an apple tree to hide from his parents after sex ed.

that one sounded mostly true to me. I actually related a bit to the story, as I was also pretty bashful about the topic of sex growing up. I still won't even discuss it with my parents. if I ever get some tart pregnant, they'll know I had done when they see me climbing the branches of a birch

 

[AnthonyCumio]

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