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His 1.7 gpa shows that he doesn’t know how most things work.
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Now the mulching is a cyberstlaker operation
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He's losing his mind holy shit I'm dying here
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I hope he hauls off and busts Niki in the jaw
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I think he ordered it himself but needed to cover and area of 6 square yards and since he's a 1.7 retard he ordered 6 cubic yards not knowing the differenceI think my human mind can deduce what happened with our Pig and his technicalities
We have proof that he had a shit ton of mulch and didn't outright blame it on cyberstlakers
"It was delivered by mistake" by the service
"We don't know by what service" but once the police find out they will enjoy prison
"We just need it gone" Patrick can't eat it all himself
I think the reason for not bringing up "cyberstlakers" is because he didn't want to come off as an unhinged lunatic, someone worthy of having multiple "cyberstlakers" fuck with him, he just wanted the mulch gone.
This is pretty smart from our pig, acting like he isn't a complete retard who deserves this stupid shit happening to him, but remember he never said it wasn't us, so in his mind he hasn't lied by omission and obviously that kiwifarm Tacoma guy prob did this irl.
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Agree he sounds different, angrier. "The monster" making a reappearance?
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No doubt he’s been blasting his “get angry, stay angry” playlist
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With the Wormkiller spergout, internal cannibalism, withdrawals from lack of Pat texts, it's inevitable that Patrick will bumble his way into another colossal fuckup to bring us back together.
I hope he really sues Justin.
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All-timer stuff right here, lost my ribs at "mulching meekly" - bravo to a real nigga @BudDickman, TYFYS
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i think you're right, per origin thread - see attached
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"The mulch was your cult" has instantly become one of my favorite sentences.
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TaKe On AnYoNe
Thisss isss not where you belonggg, child
the mulch cult
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I dunno why but Patrick Multchinson fawkin’ broke a rib
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Mulch ado about nothing amiwrite gang?
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u guys would know better than me, is that pile really 6 cubic yards?
if yes, obviously he ordered it himself, otherwise Mr. D- in Math would've came up with something extremely off. 6 looks accurate enough
wait nevermind that mulch would fit in the dumpsters near his house, not these 6ft ones.
The Pig is lying!
if yes, obviously he ordered it himself, otherwise Mr. D- in Math would've came up with something extremely off. 6 looks accurate enough
wait nevermind that mulch would fit in the dumpsters near his house, not these 6ft ones.
The Pig is lying!
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Sure he does. Just show up to court with no witnesses to corroborate your story, delete any incriminating evidence on your phone but forget that the other guy probably still has his and then expect the judge will just take your word for it because you're Patrick S. Tomlinson - the most special and rightest person in the world.
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It’s bonkers to me that the judge even looked at either of their phones. Just showing him text on the screen doesn’t prove anything. That could come from anyone.
im fucking dying