Norm Dead?

[Single Action Army]

My girlfriend went on a "people who give a shit when celebrities die are faggots" rant yesterday and I was like "Yeah, fuck those dummies.

I've got nothing funny to say and that was a punch in the stomach. I'm legitimately sad. Hopefully I can maybe see him again at a celebrity ghost party.

Faggot

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

RIP, you beautiful gambling bastard

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

 

[Snake]

His Rosie O'Donnell line slaughtered me. I like how he always hated that bull dyke.

 

[Monk]

https://twitter.com/SenatorDole/status/1437867344106332169

 

[Snake]

Will sniveling weasel Norton recount the time Norm was on as one of his absolute genuine favourites?

Fuck this sucks.

And wasn't that when he pushed him out the door for block of wood Lesnar? Fucking faggot.

 

[Meownaw]

And wasn't that when he pushed him out the door for block of wood Lesnar? Fucking faggot.

Brock is a hard get! He rarely does interviews! I hate that worm so much.

 

[Snake]

Brock is a hard get! He rarely does interviews! I hate that worm so much.

That was like ten years ago and it still feels like a fresh wound. The fucking audacity for another UFC homo bore being on there, but to push out Norm for it.

I am so happy, Norden's midlife crisis has gone full circle. He's a giant fat fuck again, and somehow exponentially uglier than he ever was. Get some balls and jump off your balcony, you prop comic fruit.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm shocked.

The good news is... he had a life, he had a kid, he had a career, and he had done everything there was to do. He was the best.

And now he's off this gay faggot piece of shit planet. He wins, we lose.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

The fact that the funniest man on the planet is now dead, just proves the world is cruel and life is a faggot.
Just so grateful there are compilation videos of him mocking the Clintons. RIP.

 

[guest]

RIP.

My girlfriend went on a "people who give a shit when celebrities die are faggots" rant yesterday and I was like "Yeah, fuck those dummies.

You're probably dating a witch. She made you manifest his death. Post photos of beefers for confirmation.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

“Im not a doctor, but Im pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. Thats not a loss, thats a draw.”

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Fez and Norm within a month of each other... fuck.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I was driving up into the mountains to go fishing when out of nowhere my dad texted me “Your boy Norm died”

I knew it was real right away because my dad doesnt text me that often and doesnt have my fucked up sense of humor.

Fuck man. This bums me out.
And Im usually not one for mysticism, but thats the first time in many years that I’ve found out about a death offline, let alone my own father.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What hurts the most is the lack of respect

 

[Chive Turkey]

“Im not a doctor, but Im pretty sure if you die, the cancer dies at the same time. Thats not a loss, thats a draw.”

Are you serious? Did you write this? Don't joke about cancer! This is your life!

 

[TheDirtyWolfman]

It’s about to get fucking dark around here

I am brooding

 

[sShenaniganz]

Here is an archived link to all 3 seasons of Normal Macdonald Live that Netflix had pulled from the internet after Norm Macdonald Has A Show went on.

 

[Meownaw]

Who the fuck is this dumb bitch making outlandish claims the day he fucking dies. Fuck this cunt.