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No Patrick, that doesn't apply to people writing fake reviews for your shitty books

Lard Glug

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The funny part is this is another example of the type of overreach that becomes unenforceable and and will eventually lead to a completely censored internet if they want to try and even attempt to enforce it anyway. Either you have a fully democratized internet where all people can have their say whether you like it or not or you have an authority that approves truth which do these fools want?m I think it's clear. It would seem obvious to me 4000 good reviews vs 50 bad give you a clear picture but the tyrants prefer 100% so they want a rigged a process of eliminating all bad reviews as "fake" that's what this noise is about. That's what I'm hearing, especially from Titty Mcgitty here.
Lol

Tits A Sloppin’

That’s pretty funny.
 

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Time is like a river

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He probably thinks the ftc creates legislation. Dumbass.
He probably understands that the FTC, like other federal agencies, create rules and regulations that are de facto laws.

Edit - Patrick told me there's this vast arm of the US government that operates largely independent of Congress, with it's own set of judges, creating it's own rules, and enforcing it's own regulations. Some even liken it to a "State" which is very "Deep." But I told that dumbass that legislation, it is not!
 
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Confused White Kid

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I dont know why I would like to expose myself like this, but I have to let out something that has been bothering me for a long while.

First of all, a little synopsis of myself...I'm 24, I'm a university grad., very good looking (and no, I'm not tooting my horn, I know I'm one of the very rare handsome Somali men out there, lol) and very witty and articulate. Basically, I'm a catch if there's ever one out there.

Inspite of all of these great aforementioned qualities, I've yet to date a Somali girl. No, I do not blame my Somali sisters, quite the contrary...the fault wholly lies with me. For some reason, the thought of having to 'explain myself' to her parents about our relationship and its circumstances, turns me off greatly from Somali chicks. This is due to the fact that Islam shuns casual dating.

BUT...then again, I've dated a very nice, pretty Pakistani girl, from a Muslim family, so can I really legitimately use Islam as an excuse for me not approaching Somali girls? No.

So far, besides the Pakistani girl, I've also dated an Ethiopian chick, and a Quebecois/Haitian girl. I've also had casual friendships with several other girls from all backgrounds, except...of course, Somali.

Now that I'm much older, I feel like settling down with a Somali girl, but would you know it, I have alot of insecurities...I really feel like I might have to answer to her parents more than I'd like to (with regards to things like marriage and so on, things that I'd want to pursue on my OWN TERMS and when I'M GOOD AND READY) and of course...gossip.

I did not have the fortune/misfortune of living in an area with a sizeable Somali community, so I really dont meet alot of Somalis on a daily basis, and the reason being that when I was quite young, my mother decided to move us to a place with almost no Somalis, mainly because she was tired of all the gossip the men and women engage in. This was not because my mother has anything to hide, no... she is a very classy, dignified and intelligent lady...my father is a very religous, educated and well respected man. So there are no potential 'scandals' or 'skeletons in our closets' to fear getting out in the open, its just that my parents are very private people.

I think that this impeded me, because I yearn for Somali contact these days, and I live in Canada, where we Somalis are quite numerous, but I also developed the 'waryness' of Somali gossipping the same way my mother has. Also, although my 'af soomaali' is about average, I've lost alot of the more advanced vocabulary. My Af Soomaali is just a little bit above rudimentary/basic, enough to carry out a conversation, but not to use in a 'romantic' setting, if you can catch the drift...I'd like to speak to a Somali girl in proper, classy Somali. I WISH!

My parents also put me on a difficult situation because all throughout my teens, they would discourage almost all sorts of interactions with the female sex, because of our Islamic upbringing...but being quite popular with girls, I always had at least a girl or two calling the house and having the embarrassing scenario of my mother cursing them out as 'sharmuuto' on the other line.

With age, came the independence, of course...but still, I am too proud to continue living in the state I currently am. Basically, its 'dont ask, dont tell' when it comes to my girlfriends and my parents. I dont want such a relationship for a Somali girl, never.

So this is my dilemma.

When I see the most beautiful Somali girls with all of these non Somalis, I sometimes wonder if it's because of situations like mine, falling on my fellow Somali brothers, and if it is, can we really put the blame on our girls looking for affection elsewhere?

I'd like your comments, please I need some advice...and I've already spoken to my parents about being interested in a Somali girl to pursue a relationship with. I do not believe in arranging marriages or anything like that, but I intend to get married in the next couple of years inshaAllah.

Thanks
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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He probably thinks the ftc creates legislation. Dumbass.
It's tards like him who were freaking out over the Chevron decision being overturned because they think that a bunch of agency created regulations that weren't law going away is the end of the world. It tells me a lot about someone that they think everyone is going to be shitty and try to give their customers cancer just because they're not specifically told not to be the government
 
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Seems like all of Fatsos chickens are coming home to roost this week. First SFWA admit they are utterly fucked (probably due to pissing away 200 grand on a pigs folly), and then the FTC comes out and basically sides with Owen over Patrick's dumb goodreads lawsuit. He probably doesn't realize that this doesn't even apply to reviews calling his books any variation of "fucking shit", except to protect them, but it will apply to every loser on goodreads who bumped up his average saying things like "I haven't read it, but 5 stars because he's being trolled".
Just when that lawsuit couldn't appear any more misguided and pointless, the FTC show up.
 

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And even if it did, nobody cares. The law is intended to protect Killary and other politicians, not some fat hobbyist author who had a guy on a Tor IP write a 5 star review praising the scene where the main character took a 50 caliber machine gun and mowed down all the niggers and faggots
 
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